Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defense for Earth.
Says who? You've never seen GW man!
Free love is passé and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
I do, I hate Macintosh! I was forced to use one at work for years! *pets PC*
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
but they're so cute! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Don't fuck with my grand Funk Railroad!
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