And no I'm not crazy either and was NOT seeing things.
It started off at 3 am, I went out for a smoke before I turned in for the night, and low and behold I saw a UFO.
I'm dead serious, this is the third time in my life I’ve seen one, I watched it hover and swing to and fro for about 15 minutes before I went inside and woke my mom up to come outside and confirm my eyes were not playing tricks on me.... we watched those little string of twinkling lights dance another 15 minutes before sleep called and we had to give it up, it was still there doing it's thing when we went to bed.
NOW the weird stuff.
I had one of those bizarre and vivid dreamscapes (nothing to do with the UFO sighting, the dream was beyond freaky) let me describe the disturbing dream and maybe someone who knows about dreams can tell me what the HELL I ate...
It started with me in bed, watching credits to the end of a TV program or Movie.... I turn and look, this is not my bedroom, there is also a couch and chair facing an additional 2 television sets (One large screen, one smaller side by side) they are also rolling credits white text on black... I get up and turn off the TV's and walk through a set of double doors with art deco like movie theater light scones on either side offering DIM lighting to the room.
I remember thinking how HOT it had been today as I enter this new room... there are duplicate double doors and sconces at the other side of this room too, which is a kitchen (a filthy cobwebby kitchen) I'm in now. Off to the right is a door propped open, with a screen door shut, leading outside to a run down porch that is covered in dirty old SNOW.
In my dream I think, the snow didn't melt after a day like today? How odd....
Dream gets a little fuzzy here, I think I walk through the second set of double doors, but I'm in the same dirty kitchen looking out at the same porch with dirty snow...
I reach up to shut the door, and feel a sharp pain in my hand. I look as the door shut, it's been standing open so long, there are spider webs all over the place behind it, and a crystal CLEAR black widow shaped spider is walking away from me along the web, it has just bit me because it was on the knob of the door when I went to shut it.
I turn and walk back the way I came and go back to my bed.
The only thing in this whole dreamscape that is echoed in the real world, including my purple sheets. EVERYTHING ELSE was in black and white. Only my sheets were in color.
TALK ABOUT IGMAR BERGMAN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never seen one all the way through, just like a French and Saunders spoof of one once.
No this dream didn't wake me up, if it did, I don't remember waking.
But I remember it this morning with disturbing clarity.
WTF did *THAT* all mean? What did I eat so I can avoid it. I had a cold crab and shrimp salad for dinner.
Um, what does "Chinny" mean? and I absolutely HATE that shade of green...
I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I just ever GET ANY.. and computer nerd? BUWHAAHHAHAHAHAH
bad analysis all around there, So OFF it's not funny.
I guess you bold what you HAVE read
Stolen from crazykracker
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
Animal Farm, George Orwell
Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
The BFG, Roald Dahl
Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
Black Beauty, Anna Sewell
Bleak House, Charles Dickens
Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
Catch 22, Joseph Heller
The Catcher In The Rye, JD Salinger
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel
Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
Dune, Frank Herbert
Emma, Jane Austen
Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
The Godfather, Mario Puzo
Gone With The Wind, Margaret Mitchell
Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, JK Rowling
Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Stone, JK Rowling
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling
His Dark Materials trilogy, Philip Pullman
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Douglas Adams
The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
Holes, Louis Sachar
I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë
Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
Katherine, Anya Seton
Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
Lord Of The Flies, William Golding
The Lord Of The Rings, JRR Tolkien
Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel García Márquez
The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blighton
Magician, Raymond E Feist
The Magus, John Fowles
Matilda, Roald Dahl
Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden
Middlemarch, George Eliot
Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie
Mort, Terry Pratchett
--The Narnia Chronicles--
The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, CS Lewis
Prince Caspian, CS Lewis
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, CS Lewis
The Silver Chair, CS Lewis
The Horse and his Boy, CS Lewis
The Magician's Nephew, CS Lewis
The Last Battle, CS Lewis
Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck
On The Road, Jack Kerouac
One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez
Perfume, Patrick Süskind
Persuasion, Jane Austen
The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
Pride And Prejudice, Jane Austen
The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
Rebecca, Daphne Du Maurier
The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
The Secret History, Donna Tartt
The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
The Stand, Stephen King
The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome
A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
Tess Of The D'urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
To Kill A Mockingbird, Harper Lee
A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
The Twits, Roald Dahl
Ulysses, James Joyce
Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
War And Peace, Leo Tolstoy
Watership Down, Richard Adams
The Wind In The Willows, Kenneth Grahame
Winnie-the-Pooh, AA Milne
The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins
Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë
Boy, lots of titles and some I TRIED to read and hated so stopped, I didn't bold those.
I know what I saw was a UFO last night, this is the fifth time (I noticed) this morning Military aircraft flying around overhead. 3 fighter planes just flew over while I was out smoking and I saw 2 earlier do the same thing and just heard the others while sitting inside.
Atmospheric gasses my ass.
OH AND ONE MORE EDIT!!!
toxictattoo, the anime store opened again (FINALLY) and they still have the Berserk griffith/caska action figure box set, the set costs $54.99 plus tax. Did you still want them? They seem awfully expensive for 2. 8" inch dolls with swords and stuff.
Ebay might actually be cheaper. Your call, what do you want me to do?