Since someone told me to do that, I've never read fortune cookies the same again. *SMIRK*
Actual Fortunes out of tonight’s dinner:
You'll get more secure and confident in your relationships with co-workers. ...(in bed)
O_O I bloody well hope not!!!
All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off! ...(in bed)
ALL RIGHT!!! YES YES YES YES
You will be attracted to an older, more experienced person! ... (in bed)
Well considering my ex was 10 years older than me, this fortune is probably pretty darn accurate! LOL
Just funnies from D who is NOT feeling very witty herself tonight. I'm sleepy.