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I am Married to a Moron....

If my husband were a Hetalia Character.... Most night's I'd say he's Roderich (Austria) but tonight he was Channeling Alfred (America/USA)...

We go to Olive Garden, Me, my Hubby and my mom and dad, We're waiting to be seated, looking through the menu to get an idea of what we want to order while we're waiting.

And here is a snippet of Conversation between Hubby and I as we sit waiting to be seated:

Me: So What are you going to have?
Hubby: The Chicken Par-mee-gee-eye-anna.
Me: .... Wait... What?
Hubby: The Chicken Par-mee-gee-eye-anna.
Me: ????? (Thinking this does NOT sound right.) Show me on the menu.
(Hubby points to menu selection.)

Chicken Parmigiana

Me: That's Chicken Parmigiana! (Pronouncing it correctly.)
Hubby: Oh yeah, that sounds right.
Me: JOHN ARMSTRONG! You have a degree in music, you are a composer, you listen to OPERA if anyone in our household should be able to pronounce Italian correctly, other than me who used to SING Opera, it should be YOU! 
Hubby: Allegro, Pianissimo, Grande, retardando, 
Me: PRECISELY!!
Hubby: This isn't music it's food!
Me: The LANGUAGE doesn't freaking suddenly change rules of pronunciation... moron!


And therein begins the evening with me *facepalming* over Chicken PAR-MEE-GEE-EYE-ANNA

Now of Course, John's sense of humor kicks in, and let me tell you, my hubby has an odd sense of humor and can run a joke into the ground. After learning the correct way to pronounce Chicken Parmigiana. The Waiter arrives, John get's this shit eating grin on his face, looks me dead in the eye as he orders, in his best hick accent "I'll have the Chicken PAR-ME-GEE-EYE-ANNA

He did it on purpose.

The shit-head.

I punched him.


Hard.

Comments

fablespinner
Mar. 1st, 2011 01:25 am (UTC)
You can slash ANYONE with ANYONE and at some point in History you'll have justification for that pairing! <3 It's LOVE!!! (and HRE x Chibitalia makes me squee. You know HRE grows up to be Germany.) :)
darkflame173
Mar. 1st, 2011 04:18 am (UTC)
I know! I love it! It's sorta canon..somewhat XD And yes, I love Chibitalia and HRE! And I figured HRE grew up to be Germany even before I read it, partially the likeness, and a teeny bit because of my own history readings XD
fablespinner
Mar. 1st, 2011 05:10 am (UTC)
I love that in the MANGA Chibitalia gives HRE his panties as a farewell gift but in the anime it was a pushbroom... WTF?

Which is it? LOL

It makes me wonder though if Ludwig (Notice no last name) even remembers BEING HRE... I think he got beat up so badly he has amnesia (That's my hypothesis anyway) But Italy knows and remembers but just lets it be. I don't see him as THAT stupid just incredibly naive. (and CUTE! Have I mentioned Cute?)

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