Damn Wild life in my yard. If it's not bunnies decimating my lilies *nomnomnom
Or Chipmunks making my yard full of holes like little tripping land mines
or the DUCKS who I will have to chase out of my pool once it's full (They are living in the culvert on the far part of my property right now...) It's either water moccasins or freaking snapping turtles and THOSE ARE NOT CUTE and I'm about 5 minutes away from making me some turtle soup! If I have to fish him out, he will be a meal.