We ♥ Pr0n
We ♥ TEH GEY
We ♥ SNARKY BITCHES
We ♥ Yaoi-Con!


Thursday:
Most of you heard my voice post on the fiasco journey up having to take the scenic and dangerous alternate route... (Thanks again pirateseneschal for calling me to let me know 152 was closed!!!!)
So I won't rehash. Met caerfree that evening and we chatted and zonked out

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FRIDAY:
Met up with tons of others throughout the day, got my art checked into the aqrt show and set up the dealer's booth and then went to themscarecrows & themdolphins tea and cupcake party over in wicked_ink & kittychan86's room over in the clarion. I met so MANY fabulous people face to face this year. I knew most of them from Y!Gallery but having faces to names was great! Kidavi, PussinBoots, Chopsticks, keffy, seneschal, etc... you all rock my socks so hard and I swear wicked_ink is just my little short version in color. Gotta love snarky bitches on nicotine highs!

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Saturday:
I was up early to head to the dealers room and spubba, thevirginreaper & sandpuppeteer were all lazy bums and overslept and were a tad late rolling in. I snuck away from the table to venture back to the GW meet and Greet. I hadn't been to that since 2003 when caerfree had to stand on a chair to bust up the pairing war that erupted 34 nanoseconds into the meeting. I was scared to return. But Since windsorblue was running this one I braved the waters again and went am glad I did. There was great stories and jokes and a much more relaxed atmosphere since the first 3 years had. I was like uber embarassed to fess up who I was since I've been just lurking in the fandom for years now and even more redfaced when everyone clapped and cheered when I said who I was. OMG I wanted to crawl under my chair. But it was nice to see all my longest term friends again. I made most of them via the GW fandom so it will always have a very special place in my heart as will my one and only OTP... 3x4 is still one of my all time favorites. I met raletha for the first time! YAY! and as always sharona1x2 and klingonpoo, quatresprincess & kimmy_kun, my lovely haydenthorne still as tiny as ever. caerfree still as squishy as ever. kelroni and babaca, and Anoniemouse and I know I'm missing a dozen of people here. Big Momma and Jana and I seemed to be cigarette synchronized and I ran into them several times hanging out in the "smoker's section" outside. :PPPP

After the dealer's room closed, the first "WHIPPING" took place. Those most of you missed, but I have VIDEO!!! You see... there was this very pretty bishounen UKE into BDSM and jo_mako had VIOLET with her as always.... He was a bad little bish and the beating commence!!!! Mako almost shit herself with glee and I have it on vid. MUhahahahahahahah



Saturday night was the MST Pr0n party and we usurped wicked_ink's room again since hers was the perfect PARTAY room. Bigger, ground floor and easy access to go outside and smoke for the smokers. It was once again standing room only and full of artists as usual. So we stared the "BUILD AN UKE", "BUILD A SEME" and "BUILD A SEX SCENE" game by passing around a sketch pad and each adding just little bits to the whole. OMG THEY TURNED OUT HYSTERICAL!!!!! (And disgusting!) I will post those.
The pron was terrible as always.

Here are the Results of the "BUILD a ________" game
These are disturbingly BAD!!! and hard to scan clean since som many people worked on this and it's smudged to hell

BUILD AN UKE
BUILD A SEME
BUILD A SEX SCENE


We discovered that snap_chopstick does one hell of an UKE being fucked blind so we also caught THAT on Video....
(it's uploaded, but YouTube is being slow about processing this one. Be patient Please)


We left the room just after midnight and then we ended up chatting in our room until about 4 am
I was up at 7 am... O_o

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SUNDAY:

Dealer's room opened and pretty little masochistic bishounen came over to my table and said "Is your friend with the whip here again today? Can you get her for me?"

D: Oh hell yes, wait there my pretty boy I shall fetch the dom to beat you post haste!!!!

SO the beatings began anew on Sunday which I also caught on tape until the big burly security guard came over to bust up the bdsm... too late I got the sequel on vid too! Muwhahahahaha


There was also an UKE in his undies liking the glowing cones of light dildos... here's the show caught on vid! We got lots of clips of this one.
(Again They are all uploaded, Just YouTube taking it's sweet ass time to release them LIVE! They are still "processing")






I went to the IRIS panel on Sunday and I'm only the roster now for IRIS as an Illustrator so I'm very happy. Kellie Lynch also took copies of my novels so my fingers are crossed there as well.

I was going over to IRIS' booth to pick up a copy of "connections" and was unlucky enough to be also standing directly behind Yamilla, CEO (ha!) of Yaoi Press while she was making a total ASS of herself at the IRIS booth. I had an up front and person seat to the show of extreme bad taste and business eitiquette while Yamilla was Complaining (And swwon like a bad b-movie actress in a 1950's horror flick) that IRIS printed a comic by an artist that SHE also printed. I swear it was like watching the PINK CLAD LADY OF BAD ACTING CLASSES versus THE EVIL YAOI IRIS BEAST OH NOES!!!! (Rolls eyes)

Mind you.. Iris did Not print the same story, but a different story that just happened to be by the same artist. Yamilla complained that the Layout was similar.. Bitch all sequentials are SIMILAR that's why they are called SEQUENTIALS. Especially when sequentials are by the same atrist, it's called a STYLE! Yamila was so "distraught" (HA HA HA) that she proceeded to buy up the remaining stock of "When World's Collide". Why on earth would you need twelve copies? Unless of course you're wanting to rip that crap off too. Your reputation precedes you and it's very ugly. I will not go into the OTHER CRAP I know about Yaoi Press, most artists know about that stuff already.

So In the future, Ms. Abraham... Here's some handy dandy tips for you before you look like a moron without a fucking clue again:

#1.) Hiring freelance artists per story means you are buying that ONE SINGLE STORY and Freelance Artists will sell other stories to other publishers. You only own the rights to print the ONE STORY you do not OWN the ARTIST

#2.) Going over to the other publisher and raising a stink and doing bad drama queen fake feinting and having "the vapors" only makes you look psycho (or prove it in this case)

#3.) During your "panel" making your "talent" schlep your crap like gophers and treating them like indentured servants? Makes the rest of us make a wide berth of you. I wouldn't buy a book from you, even if I wanted to bend over in submission to the artist if you were the last Yaoi publisher on earth. (case in point KOZEN, love her stuff, will not buy it because YOU publish it and make the profits).

The way you act in public, I would never pay you a DIME. Ever. You totally disrespect everyone and just look like the Queen of Asshats. I really hope your "talent" wises up quickly. You do not deserve them and they can do so much better than you.

Okay, I'm done snarking on her, as much as she amuses me with her dumbfucktardery I'm not here to lambast her, she does well enough on her own.

Sunday night, what the hell did I do sunday night? It's a blur. It was more partying and hugging and snuggling. It's tradition man, my con is not complete if I don't snuggle caerfree a dozen times!!! It's six years and running man, here's to another six! I look forward to this con every year, just for my friends.

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Monday:
I spent all day monday with kelroni, quatresprincess & kimmy_kun since they were waiting for Red-Eye flights and we ate chicken and dumplings out of my Crockpot, watched bad kenshin Pr0n (At one point the hotel power went out JUST as Kenshin was about to get boned with the SHAFT OF POWER!!!! The timing of the power outage could NOT have been better! ROTFLMAO!)

Okay so that about sums up movies and reports now for some pictures!!!!!
And you just get pics folks I have been getting this bloody report together for 4 hours!!!
I'm too tired to caption every one of these!
However, why is it all my friends are my Boob height? (With the exception of Mako)
I'm too bloody tall!

































And that about sums it up!!!

*goes off to DIE!!!!!!