Get a load of this one:
Subject: please help
Name: jamie mccall
sorry to bother you but i was just wondering if you could give me some helpful hints about how to draw men better.im working on a yaoi manga but for some reason i cant get it right.and can you help me draw this manga and have yaoi in without my mom knowing.
And I should CALL YOUR MOM!
Why are you asking total STRANGERS to BREAK LAWS and PANDER TO THE DELIQUENCY OF MINORS!
you fucking Idiot!
I'm going to help an underage kid draw penises? ARE YOU STOOOOPEEED?