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The new pope must LOVE this family....

STOP BREEDING YOU FUCKTARDS!!!!!
Jesus H. Christ on a Moped. I like Babies too, but holy hell there is more to do in the evening than SCREW! Buy a VCR for fuck's sake!
And how the HELL DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LIFE LEFT in ORDER TO SCREW when you have 16 children?
ONE is enough to put a damper on an evening.
MOOMMMMY! I wanna drink a-water
DADDDDDDYYYYYY THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET
*enter the gazillion kid excuses not to go to bed here...
What do they do? Lock them in their rooms?
HOLY HELL!
1 to 5 I can understand...
6 I can get when there is an oopsie there at the end...
16?

This woman has been pregnant her entire adult life!

TIE A KNOT IN IT ALREADY!

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forloveofsnape
Oct. 14th, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
Oh. My.

I don't even want to imagine it.

tucker620
Oct. 14th, 2005 02:37 am (UTC)
yah, that's overkill, man. They're *all alive*, this is not the 1200's, rest! Sheesh! o.O
fablespinner
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)
And all have names starting with "J"

that is NOT CUTE... that is LAME
hygelakthedread
Oct. 14th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
This is why the so-called "right" wing is gaining in power all the time, because religious fanatics breed a lot faster than smart folk, and they fall for the "we're Christ's buddies" BS that the Corporate-Owned Repugs spout all the time, while pissing on the poor and meek and bombing the crap out of brown people.

If this goes on... Canada keeps looking good... maybe New Zealand.
fablespinner
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:06 am (UTC)
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

PLEASE!

O_o

This is not 1542, "They all survived... we are blessed"... Um... Come again? What YEAR is it? It's not like death in childbirth is COMMON anymore... and there are these wonderful little inventions nowadays called CONDOMS and/or Birth CONTROL (key word here) pills that will keep you from knocking up your wife in the five spare minutes you have when you sneak down to the basement for privacy.

You are not some fuedal lord who needed a ton of heirs in an era where death came sooner more often than later...

This is 2005, you'll need the wealth of said fuedal lord to pay for college however.

O_o
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spubba
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:01 am (UTC)
I love this woman, because when my family puts pressure on me to breed, I can point them in her direction and say I SUBCONTRACTED THAT JOB OUT TO THIS LADY, K THX BAI.

Wouldn't want to be her, though. Oi. She probably has the older sibs taking care of the younger ones, like we did in my family. (I practically raised two!) Even so, it's more of a load than I'd ever want to take on.
fablespinner
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
I mean I'd like a Kid, can't have one, so I spoil the ones close by... but even my baby lovin' self goes "OH HELL NO!" when I think this woman is about my age... and I would have been pregant for the past 17 years pretty much constantly

OH


HELL


NO!!!!


I'd have done a lorena bobbit on my hubby about 10 children ago...
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aka_anonymous
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)
People think it's funny that my parents named the 3 of us starting with 'D's' but shit, 16 kids with the letter 'J'? Why didn't they just try for the entire alphabet???
fablespinner
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
And the fucked up spelling of GINGER (Jinger? WTF?) got me.

Uh oh, can't think of a "J" name, we only had nine months... better make one up stat! Push honey push!

*dies*

And the Jedidiah... (Oh, He's gonna LOVE you for that one mom and dad!)
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peace_piper
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
Amen to that. It's a uterus, not a clown car.
aka_anonymous
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:17 am (UTC)
*Dies laughing*
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caro_t
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:51 am (UTC)
...and she’s already thinking about doing it again.

She's not even out of the hospital with this one and is already planning the next?!

I'm just stunned.
spubba
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC)
Amazing, isn't it? Apparently this woman cannot feel pain.

PHYSICALLY OR FINANCIALLY

I MEAN, THESE KIDS WILL PROBABLY WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE, RIGHT? Who's paying for that, I wonder?
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nmalfoy
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC)
It's a uterus, lady, not a clown car.
nmalfoy
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)
Eeep. Someone beat me to the punchline. Just ignore me.
ashkitty
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)
TWITCH.
jo_mako
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC)
oh hell no! I'd have figured three or four would be enough, obviously not in this dame's case? I say that the government starts charging a kid tax for breeders...that family could pay the entire state of arkansas' tax cauffers each fucking month!
caro_t
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:12 am (UTC)
Correct me if I'm wrong but don't some of the Asian countries do something like that?
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haydenthorne
Oct. 14th, 2005 04:31 am (UTC)
I am so childless for the rest of my life. She's already taken care of my social contribution.
sel_barton
Oct. 15th, 2005 12:48 am (UTC)
I totally agree.

They've made up for my never wanting kids.
kimmy_kun
Oct. 14th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
Heh, as soon as I read your entry I knew it had to be those Duggar wackos.

They had a special on the Discovery Channel called "14 Children and Pregnant Again!" I didn't watch it, but from what I can tell by the posts over at Television Without Pity, it was mayorly creepy. All the children are home schooled, the mom and girls all wear shapeless dresses down to their ankles (pants are for whores!), and the only other people those kids know are other fundy crazies.

And, yes, they all have J names after the father Jim Bob. And Jesus!! Jim Bob and Jesus.
fablespinner
Oct. 14th, 2005 07:42 am (UTC)
United Penacostal religion is FUCKING SCARY

There's a high population of them where I'm from in Indiana.

It's totally Patriarchal.

Women:
DO NOT CUT THEIR HAIR, EVER
DO NOT WEAR PANTS
DO NOT WEAR MAKE UP
DO NOT WALK IN FRONT OF THE HUSBAND
DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO
DO NOT SING
DO NOT DANCE
etc...

I had a friend the split second she turned 18 she left home, cut off ALL her hair (WHich was past her knees) into a military buzz cut, bought a pair of jeans and a fucking radio.

They disowned her as a harlot, I kid you not.

I could tell the second I saw the photo, they were united penecostal, just from the clothes and they way the girls all looked in that picture.

Seen far too many for my liking.
awillowweeping
Oct. 14th, 2005 07:01 am (UTC)
There was a family like that in my grade school, there was one of them in nearly every grade k-8

I think they had about as many...and they ALL LOOKED ALIKE IT WAS SO FUCKED UP
fablespinner
Oct. 14th, 2005 07:43 am (UTC)
Yeah, I was telling someone else, I grew up in an area that was heavily united penecostal and the largest brood I remember in my school was 10 kids (and counting)
katjak
Oct. 14th, 2005 07:48 am (UTC)
Probably none of those children were breast-fed I guess. Isn't breastfeeding supposed to act as a contraceptive?

Well, considering that they have two sets of twins, maybe she's just enormously fertile. One of those people who get pregnant when a man sits next to them in a bus.

BTW, I had a strange dream last night because of this piece of news. I dreamed that I was pregnant and gave birth to a dachshund puppy. Up until that, the dream had been rather depressing -- very long and detailed, too -- but when I saw that puppy, it turned into a happy dream. Sounds rather terrible now, but it really was a great relief to me in the dream.
thundercrap
Oct. 14th, 2005 10:03 am (UTC)
Spug has a dream that she's going to have a kitten occasionally. It's supposed to symbolize creativity if you look up dream meanings.
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thundercrap
Oct. 14th, 2005 10:02 am (UTC)
This is one of the things I hate about living in the south. Everybody wants to have a kid by the time they're twenty and this is considered fine, acceptable, and is even encouraged. Thus two room trailers are crammed with five kids and filthy lots are populated with multitudes of unkempt children who aren't taught to behave by their parents because they're too busy fucking and having more children than to take the time to raise the little pug nosed runts they already got!

RAAARGH

But I digress. Yes, that is far too many children. And I want to move to Oregon even more now.
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