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Joke of the Day

I WANT TO BE THIS OLD LADY!!!

AHAHAHAHA



Joke time:

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
have forgiven your enemies?"  80% held up their  hands. The Minister
then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small
elderly Lady.

"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:

"I outlived the bitches."
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