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Very Amusing Friday Night and Saturday

Okay I'm just going to give a little HISTORY of me first...
From 1992-1996 I worked for Custom Chrome, Inc. (Before I quit and moved to LA with my then Husband who ALSO used to work for CCI but went to work for another motorcycle company)

The years at CCI were both good and bad and I had made quite a few really good friends with co-workers there so when news came down that our Friend Dave who was retiring was having a farewell party, and since both my parents ALSO used to work for CCI (Dad is the only one left who still actually works for them, Mom retired.)

We all piled into the car and made the three hour drive north to see Dave (Now I haven't seen any of these people in 8 years in person)

It was like I never left. I was barely in the door before I was bowled over by big burly biker dudes. Ah, it's good to be the peanut butter in a man sandwich!

But I digress, the party was really fun, I brought my Yaoi portfolios full of cock and just giggled my ass off as I shocked men left and right with my porn! ahahahahah
I mean I *DID* have post-it notes over wankers that read "XXX-Lift at own risk" and naturally EVERYONE lifts it! ahahahahahahah!

At one point Dave and my Dad were doing the snog over one of my books, it was quite hilarious, Mom sadly had the camera in her purse so we missed pictures. :PPPP

But anyhow, some of the best moments of the evening were the total slagging-off comments on my Ex-husband and the offers of bodily harm! LOL
I'm like dudes, it's been three years, if you find him just get him to frigging PAY ME for the bills the fucker left behind! $25,000.00 worth of debt and he was ordered to pay HALF OF THAT and I've not seen a fucking dime!

I am going to be a total bitch and laugh my ass off here. One of my former co-workers who was at the party is a Man by the name of John Reed.
A fucking insane little English Man but incredibly famous in the industry because he's fucking BRILLIANT. If you watched the 50th Episode special of MONSTER GARAGE on TLC... John was on the show:

He's been famous in England since the late 1960's and my Ex-husband (Who was a brit from Manchester, England) Grew up IDOLIZING this man. Seriously. John was inducted into the Motorcycle Hall of Fame back in 2001 (he's really a LEGENDARY designer bike builder.)

He's a fucking lunatic. To give you an idea of this man's inner workings. If you go to John's house, he has built this LUGE track on his property, yes like the LUGE in the Olympics. Only his sled is JET POWERED because he stuck a MOTOR ON IT to make it go faster. I will not get on this thing, top speed is 120 on the track. O_O. But it's not the SPEED that is the scary part.

John's property ends at a public road.
The Track dumps onto the road to end.
So if you're on this thing just as a CAR happened to drive by.
You're dead from T-boning.
John is a few screws loose.
But most geniuses are.

Ginny, his little French wife is total opposite. She must balance this man out. LOL Poor Ginny. (Even if I wanted to stuff a napkin down her gob last night from trying to convince the bar man to go and hire a karaoke machine for me to sing for her. She really loved the Yaoi! Go Ginny! Hell, so did John actually, we must have sat there talking about Poser 4 for 30 minutes, he wants a 3D program to draw metal designs in rather than on paper first. I hooked him up with at least a Wacom tablet information before he went home. ^_^)

Again, I'm going way off base here.

My favorite quote last night and the whole point of this post.

Remember when I said my Ex-husband IDOLOZED John Reed.

The first words out of John's mouth last night when I walked in.:

"So you finally divorced that wanker? Good on ya girl. He was a right Prat!"


I get a sick pleasure in this. I really do.

I later found out, John had seen Craig (my Ex) at a rinky-dink bike shop down in Costa Mesa...
John made sure he snubbed the "git".

I got even more sick glee out of that.

Ginny went off on a tangent I only understood half of, because when she gets tipsy her accent (Which is already thick) becomes even more so.

But ah, what a night. We drove back after the party even with everyone and their brother telling us to stay over night. (We didn't bring overnight stuff) it's only a 3 hour drive.

SO we rolled in home about 3 o'clock this morning beat and dead tired.

But I just love the fact that for all the nasty bullshit said about REAL BIKERS... The truth is:

A.) Bikers and Yaoi are great party conversation pieces.
B.) Hells Angels can blush like girls when shown cartoon cocks!! :PPP
C.) Biker Chicks want links to my website ASAP (cackle)
D.) Even after 8 years they still treat you like they saw you yesterday
E.) No matter how "famous" you are, you still get pissed when your friends get dumped like I did.
F.) The El Capri lounge hasn't changed in 10 years... (and probably more. I think the same cobwebs are in the bathroom from the last time I was there. O_o)
G.) The El Capri doesn't throw out loud people, which is nice. But it's such a DIVE I think we were the only ones IN THERE.


So that was my Friday.

Saturday, back to reality... Because of my EX my credit is EL-CRAPPO.... and I haven't brought my Credit Score up high enough yet for decent payments on a New Car.
Mine is still perfectly FINE (Kia, Sephia) . I mean it's like new. It's just ya know.... I *WANTED* the new one. (Kia Sorento)... I LOVE Kia's, best Car I ever had and you just cannot beat the warranty and VALUE to your $$$$.

Maybe next year I'll have cleared up more to bring that score back up.

I had EXCELLENT credit BC (Before Craig)
and Couldn't even get a BANK ACCOUNT (Checking) in my name AC (after Craig.) He fucked me that bad.

But I am NOT declaring bankruptcy, I refused too,
3 years later it's FINALLY coming back (my credit) piece by piece.
I will make it, and I feel great!

That's all... happy mood Journal Post.

My to do list art wise is still kicking my ASS.
3 commission, 1 collaboration, 30 thumbnails for manga... OMG! I need TIME!

...and I *have* to do my laundry tomorrow or go naked into work Monday.

Then I work a 3 day week only, because I took Thursday and Friday off for my Birthday (Saturday 8/27) and Mako is coming down for us to terrorize Visalia.
Caro, we need to do a triple B-day celebration something!

Ah I am soooo busy.

And I have to add... It was strange I haven't been called "Deej" in YEARS it was weird walking into the party and having to answer to a nickname I haven't been called in almost a Decade. And that nick came about because when i began working at CCI, there were a lot of other girls in the office with similar names so they began calling me by my initials, DJ (Short for my first and middle names) and they just shortened it to a single syllable "Deej" over the years.

I forgot how much I liked that name.


Also, it's great for an ego, when you go back looking better than when you LEFT. About 80 pounds lighter and all your hair hacked off! You can really glow good with all the "YOU LOOK GREAT!OMG!!!1111oneoneone" comments. While I'm still a big mama-jama technically, I'm a smaller mama-jama than I was... and my hair is definately MUCH different. I used to have hair down to my ass in those days. It barely covers my skull now it's so short. ^_^ :PPP


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Aug. 21st, 2005 07:24 am (UTC)

I can totally attest to bikers being a riot! (the good kind btw) And hahahahahahahaha about the Craig slamming! Booyah!

And I shall be down on the thursday! bearing (provided I can get it done in time) your 3x4 submission! and other trouble ^^
Aug. 21st, 2005 07:42 am (UTC)
OH and I saw the tattoo! I wanna oogle that in person! ^__________^

just call me when you get in and I'll come over to meetcha at the hotel

Aug. 21st, 2005 09:27 am (UTC)
I'm glad you had fun! It sounds like it was a total blast. ^_____^ It's always awesome to meet up with people you haven't seen in ages and catch up. They sound like a super cool bunch of people.

And I'm sorry that your ex fucked you over with the credit and the debt. =/ Been there with my mom. It's hell climbing back out of that, but you're smart and responsible and I know that soon you'll have a kick ass credit rating again. Then you can afford to roll around in a Bentley or something. =P
Aug. 21st, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC)

Aug. 21st, 2005 02:25 pm (UTC)
I grew up with my step dad, a biker guy from way back. Laughlin Harley Run was a part of life for our family. He now makes the ride out to Sturgis, crazy man ^_^

I have to agree they do have a bad image. Pop and his friends have always been hard workers, family men and church goers. They just look scary and know how to have a good time. With any group you are going to have those who make the group as a whole look bad, even in ours.

I'm glad you had a good time ^_^

As luck would have it I'm off Thursday and Friday this week. Give me a ring or drop me a e-mail and we'll make plans.
Aug. 22nd, 2005 01:30 am (UTC)
I'll call you Thursday when I know more when Mako gets here and we'll go get celebratory din-dins

Aug. 21st, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
I love bikers (you know - the "mean, nasty, 'Biker Dude/Chick', Harley-ridin' freaks") - the only bikers I've ever met who aren't worth the mud in their tires are Yuppie show-offs who think they're too classy to have any camaraderie with the "scum." One of the things I love about REAL bikers is that everyone gets treated with respect.

I get a sick pleasure in this. I really do.

You deserve to! That whole thing is awesome. I'm glad you had a blast!
Aug. 22nd, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
Yes, the yuppie bikers in it "to look cool" OMG NEW FAD!!!! piss me off. They blow 100K on a bike they will NEVER RIDE and only trailor around from event to event to show off their new status symbol.

All REAL BIKERS want to kick your posing little asses. We don't care how much money you have dickwad. ride your damn bike or get out of our way.

Aug. 22nd, 2005 12:51 am (UTC)
I like that :)
Aug. 22nd, 2005 01:28 am (UTC)
Hee thanks! ^_^
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
little old englishman,
hey deejay.
I just saw your story about last Friday.
what do you mean :
A fucking insane little Englishman? I always thought I was a well balance little old man !!!!!!!! but fucking insane!!! you havnt always thought of me like this have you?
I will tell you what, You looked like the same person, but you were different, you seemed to have a lot more confidence than I remember .I never thought of you before as sexy, but I can tell you young lady,If I was younger,and I hadnt fallen totally in love with Genny 30 years ago, I would have loved to have had the chance of making your eyes water.
dont show this to your mum and dad,I dont want them to think I am a dirty old man.
john reed.
Aug. 28th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
Re: little old englishman,
I laughed so hard my eyes are watering, (And yes, you are insane, always tought so, but round here we call that a "colorful character") and too late John....

Dad's already seen this and said "Tell him something he doesn't already know."

Sep. 3rd, 2005 08:44 am (UTC)
Re: little old englishman,

A true story, or a conversation I had with your ex, just before your wedding, its pretty crude, but I think its funny enough to risk it offending you ,
jr is me he is C
jr: are they going to give you a bachelor party?
C: I expect so
jr: So you will get to play with the WINKLER .
C: The what.
jr: You dont know?
C: No what is it,
the next 2 days are spent with him asking, me to tell him, while I said I didnt say anything, I wound him up so much he was going insane, and started begging,
so I said.
jr: If I tell you, you got to swear to God you wont tell anyone.
C: he agreed, so I told him ,
jr: Years ago when the Mexicans came to the States for temporary work, they could not find any women, and they know it would cause problems if the spent all of the money they earn on working girls, so they used to bring a young boy to take their place, and he was called the Vinclairo, It wasnt any homosexual thing, and the guy was not gay, its just one of the things they did and they didnt have a problem with.
Years later when they had the gold rush incidentally near San Francisco, there were only a few women , and hundreds of guys, so they
modified the Spanish tradition of the Vinclairo for themselves, The Americanized the name and changed it into "The Winkler" , and they used to either use young men, and if there are none around they all take turns to be the Vinclairo.
C: How come I have never heard of this before?
jr: everyone knows they were not permanently gay its just an innocent way for the Guys to get their rocks off when theres no women around , everyone knows this, but its something you dont want to spread around. Its a bit embarrassing telling everyone that their heroes have been using each other sexually, whats it going to do to their reputations if everyone outside the group founds out that Buffalo Bill had been butt fucking Wild Bill Hichock,.
C: So whats that got to do with me.
jr: Everything, because they had another tradition, If one of the miners made it rich, and had enough money to buy a mail order wife, until she arrived from back East, the bridegroom had to act as a Winkler for anyone who wanted to get sexual relief and didnt want to do it themselves.
C: so again, whats it got to do with me.
jr, I'll tell you, but when it happens you got to act suprised, because I dont want anyone find out I told you, because its something no one ever ever mentions.
anyway, The tradition has been modified over the years and it still happens now.
C: Thats bullshit,
jr: fuckit I,m not going to tell you.
C: beg beg beg.
jr. OK, You know how they have female strippers etc at bachelor parties in England, and everyone does things they shouldnt do, and no one ever mentions it after? they do the same thing here but their bachelor parties dont have women strippers they have female impersonators instead,
C: So what do they do, I cant believe they still use they guys as Winklers like the old time, that has to be a load of bullshit.
jr: of course they dont, I didnt say they did, We do not have the same innocence they had in those days, we are far to sophisticated to get fucked by a guy and still be able to act Macho,so they dont have sexual intercourse between the bachelor and the female impersonate . But I will guarantee that at least once during the party , when the groom is drunk, one of the impersonators, comes out with a big old dildo on, and sticks it up his ass, and everyone stands around laughing their asses off while the groom bends down squealing while his is getting rogered.
C: I dont believe.
jr: I dont care if you believe or not, but if you wake up with a sore ass, at least it think there is a remote chance that it may be true, and keep your mouth shut about the whole thing.

when I talked to him after he returned from his honeymoon.
C: You know you screwed up my bachelor party,
jr: whys that?
C: I know that you were bullshitting when you told me the story abought the winklers, and I was sure you were just trying to wind me up, but I kept thinking about it at the party .I was to freaked out all the time to relax and have a good time ,
just in case it was true.

Sep. 3rd, 2005 10:56 am (UTC)
Re: little old englishman,

I cannot believe he FELL FOR THAT!

And Dude, his bachelor party?

He, Dad, Dave (His Dad), and Steve Veltri sat around the kitchen table and got shitfaced on Coors Light and Crown Royal. While Us girls sat not 10 feet away in the living room...

He was so badly drunk, he almost killed himself going up the stairs and Craig was sick as a DAWG the following morning.

Maybe he was hoping if he drank enough and was on the recieving end he'd not remember.

And he called *ME* naive!
Sep. 4th, 2005 02:59 am (UTC)
goodbye from the little old englishman,
I know that Craig could be a bit of a dick, but I actually liked him, I used to take the piss out of him, but I do that to with no meliciousness to everyone I like, ( he was quite good at telling jokes as well),
I dont usually spend my time telling stories to young girls, but it has been a traumatic couple of weeks, and sometimes when it gets stressfull I hide into areas outside my normal interest, but once it goes back to a possition I feel comfortable with I get out of my new passion and I revert back to m,y normal life ie making stuff,
Daves exit to CCI made me pissed with the new wizz kids , I saw sadness in Dave he could not hide, and he is a prod man.
I rode to Sturgess, and I treated it like a quest to see if I could work over the problems I have with my bad hand, but every so often I like to go off on my own and do something that I am told that I am to old to do.{ and the sick thing is, that most guys do dangerouse things and they like everone sees them so they look Macho, but if I do it I sneak off and do it on my own)
I did the 1614 miles to Sturgis in just overer 24 hours.
Genny had to have surgery, its nothing dangerouse, but I dont like to see her hurt,
and last but not least, a guy who I am very fond of
was racing in the Harley drags last Sunday, he hit the fence and died.
I just back from a ride to say goodbye to him in Sacramento,
anyway, I started working on my bikes today , and I think most of the things that have been worrying me is out of my system,
I enjoyed playing with you.
john reed.
ps, I didnt have a clue that Craig thought like that
about me,
but the whole media thing leaves me cold, it doesnt mean a lot to me.
Sep. 4th, 2005 04:31 am (UTC)
Re: goodbye from the little old englishman,
Oh My goodness. I'll say you had a horrible last few weeks. Genny's doing fine I hope. (I love her to death.) All my best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Craig *WAS* a really great guy in the beginning. His sense of humor was fantastic I laughed all the time those first few years.

He hit 35 and hit a wall mentally, he hit 40 and did a complete 180 in personality. I think he's clinically depressed or something. He really went off the deep end. Doing things he NEVER used to do.

He refused all sorts of help. I hope the woman he left me for got him into SOME SORT of mental health program. He went loco.

Dave was sad, I think it's absolute BULLSHIT what they did. I was talking to Patty via e-mail and such and he seems to be taking it in stride now.

An yes, Craig said to me often (especially when he first started working at CCI)How much he looked up to you for a long time.

You did things he ALWAYS wanted to do sort of thing. You were his favorite "celebrity" basically.

Me? I think you're a creative genius. But I look at it from an artistic Point of view I think as opposed to mechanical. I have no clue what the things actually *DO* but boy you sure do make 'em purdy!


Hope you had fun playing in different waters for a while. I hope things settle down for you too and get back to normal.

And thanks for the "young girls" references... It's nice being called that occasionally rather than:

"How can I help you Ma'am"

Sep. 3rd, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
Re: little old englishman,
That is the funniest thing I've heard all week! XD!
Sep. 3rd, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC)
Re: little old englishman,
isn't it just? *ROFTLMAO*
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