Just what I wanted to do when it's cold outside, get wet in the driveway WASHING MY CAR!!
Was I parked under a TREE?
Was I parked under ANYTHING?
So why did my nice (semi) CLEAN CAR (been raining for days) get shat on?
Murphy's Law you might say... and I'd say yeah you're right ah well, normally....
I wouldn't have minded, ya know, NORMAL bird shit on my car...
But a FLOCK OF CONDORS WITH CHRONIC DIARHEA??!!?!?!? O_O
You think I'm kidding?