Just what I wanted to do when it's cold outside, get wet in the driveway WASHING MY CAR!!
Was I parked under a TREE?
NO
Was I parked under ANYTHING?
NO
So why did my nice (semi) CLEAN CAR (been raining for days) get shat on?
Murphy's Law you might say... and I'd say yeah you're right ah well, normally....
BUT!
I wouldn't have minded, ya know, NORMAL bird shit on my car...
But a FLOCK OF CONDORS WITH CHRONIC DIARHEA??!!?!?!? O_O
@#*(&$)@(#_)($#$*#*@(#_)@#$(_#)$(_#)$(%_)#$(_)
You think I'm kidding?
- Current Mood:
annoyed
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...know any neighborhood kids who'll trade the work for cookies and milk or something?
^^
Even if it's coldish there, I'm sure it's not as cold as it is here, which makes me wish I was over your way to wash your car for you (and to make damn sure you got your gift, which is in the mail, btw, and should reach you Thursday or Friday).
I mailed out cards last Saturday, they should be around to everyone soon
Oh, y'know, you could always look at it like this - the birds loved your car (and license plate) so much, they wanted to buy it from you, so they left a deposit. ^_^ That's what my parents always said when we'd see bird shit on our car....
*cue twilight zone music*
O_o
"AH SHIT IT SHIT ON ME!" and a then a couple of more shouts of that. XD
Roast bird for dinner??? ^__^
Your license plate says: YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG you f*cking rock!!!
and is now... MINE
~_^
^_^