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Dec. 14th, 2004 at 6:41 PM

If I find you little shits, I'm ripping out all your feathers one at a time and making a mattress!!!!
Just what I wanted to do when it's cold outside, get wet in the driveway WASHING MY CAR!!

Was I parked under a TREE?

NO

Was I parked under ANYTHING?

NO

So why did my nice (semi) CLEAN CAR (been raining for days) get shat on?

Murphy's Law you might say... and I'd say yeah you're right ah well, normally....

BUT!

I wouldn't have minded, ya know, NORMAL bird shit on my car...

But a FLOCK OF CONDORS WITH CHRONIC DIARHEA??!!?!?!? O_O
@#*(&$)@(#_)($#$*#*@(#_)@#$(_#)$(_#)$(%_)#$(_)!!!!!!RAWR!!!!!! O_O OMG W>T>F!!???

You think I'm kidding?

Current Mood: annoyed

Comments

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tucker620

Dec. 15th, 2004 02:49 am (UTC)

good grief! o.O;;
...know any neighborhood kids who'll trade the work for cookies and milk or something?

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fablespinner

Dec. 15th, 2004 04:40 am (UTC)

I got it clean. I did that before I posted the pictures

^^

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mortegami

Dec. 15th, 2004 02:59 am (UTC)

Holy sh...er...damn...;;coughs;;

Even if it's coldish there, I'm sure it's not as cold as it is here, which makes me wish I was over your way to wash your car for you (and to make damn sure you got your gift, which is in the mail, btw, and should reach you Thursday or Friday).

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fablespinner

Dec. 15th, 2004 04:41 am (UTC)

WOOT!

I mailed out cards last Saturday, they should be around to everyone soon

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mortegami

Dec. 15th, 2004 05:09 am (UTC)

Yay!

Oh, y'know, you could always look at it like this - the birds loved your car (and license plate) so much, they wanted to buy it from you, so they left a deposit. ^_^ That's what my parents always said when we'd see bird shit on our car....

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fablespinner

Dec. 15th, 2004 08:08 am (UTC)

My mom just said that about 2 seconds ago

*cue twilight zone music*

O_o

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mortegami

Dec. 15th, 2004 02:25 pm (UTC)

;;laughs;; Well, y'know what they say, 'Great minds think alike!'

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demon_chan

Dec. 15th, 2004 03:30 am (UTC)

Migration maybe? That's what happened today. A the college there was this pretty flock and everyone was staring. I was staring about five hundred feet off from under the flock when I here.
"AH SHIT IT SHIT ON ME!" and a then a couple of more shouts of that. XD

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fablespinner

Dec. 15th, 2004 04:42 am (UTC)

Yes, the only thing they could have perched on was a little bitty street lamp. little shits.

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