I've just been hiding from the world recently in bad PMS bitch mode so before I respond to nice people and piss them off with my terminal moodiness for the week I'm laying low.
If you e-mailed me recently... Don't worry I have it and I'll respond when I get some rest and my foul monthly mood fades.
I swear everything irritates me when I'm PMS-ing even women's VOICES piss me off. SPEAK UP BITCH KNOCK OFF THE BED ROOM VOICE YOU SOUND LIKE AN AT&T FUCKING RECORDING!.... and MY GOD you're 40 and when you're on the phone I wan't to ask to talk to your MOMMY you sound like a five year old!.
Things like that just piss me off this time of month, I'm such a bitch.
I wanted to rip heads off today, every woman on my phone had a voice that just GRATED on my nerves. I really do not like most female voices to begin with but it really BUGS me every 28 days, BAD.
Not to mention I swear I must have been on the "OLD FART" line all week. One 99 year old fucker after another needing hearing aides or DME and not understanding a GOD DAMN THING I asked.
MABEL! I NEED YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
YOUR SSN #! ><___><
MY MEDICARE NUMBER?
My husband-s number is ###-##-####
AAHHHHHHHH NO I do not want your dead spouse's social I want YOURS!!!!
His number is
KILL ME NOW!
NO MABEL, I beed YOURS
YES (YOU STOOPID OLD BIDDY!)
..... Mabel, that's the number you just gave me, I don't want your husband's SSN.
That's just so I can bring up the ACCOUNT, then Federal HIPAA regulations demand I get from Mabel her DOB and ZIP CODE... spend another 20 minutes getting that while she tells me about all her pains and NOT ANSWERING MY GOD DAMN SIMPLE QUESTIONS.
I usually have the paitence of JOB for old people, NOT while PMSing and NOT when they are this fucking CRAZY! How on earth did they SURVIVE to be 90 in the first place sometimes I wonder.
SO yeah all week was one retirement call nightmare after another.
I hate medicare suppliments, really I do. They pay fuck all, the members/retirees have NO FUCKING CLUE how it works and even when you explain it in CHILDSPEAK 800 times, they still don't get it, and they are not that diffuclt to understand.
I did have a laugh this morning, gotta a call from a Provider's office, checking on a claim they submitted for WILBERT... (Wilbert? Yup Wilbert poor fuck) any how pulled up the claim, looked at Wilbert's DOB and saw the Year 1923
It was from the Male Fertility Clinic
GO WILBERT YOU OLD DAWG YOU!