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Hell week

I am so behind on answering e-mails to everyone.

I've just been hiding from the world recently in bad PMS bitch mode so before I respond to nice people and piss them off with my terminal moodiness for the week I'm laying low.

If you e-mailed me recently... Don't worry I have it and I'll respond when I get some rest and my foul monthly mood fades.

I swear everything irritates me when I'm PMS-ing even women's VOICES piss me off. SPEAK UP BITCH KNOCK OFF THE BED ROOM VOICE YOU SOUND LIKE AN AT&T FUCKING RECORDING!.... and MY GOD you're 40 and when you're on the phone I wan't to ask to talk to your MOMMY you sound like a five year old!.

Things like that just piss me off this time of month, I'm such a bitch.

I wanted to rip heads off today, every woman on my phone had a voice that just GRATED on my nerves. I really do not like most female voices to begin with but it really BUGS me every 28 days, BAD.

Not to mention I swear I must have been on the "OLD FART" line all week. One 99 year old fucker after another needing hearing aides or DME and not understanding a GOD DAMN THING I asked.

MABEL! I NEED YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!

WHAT?

YOUR SSN #! ><___><

MY MEDICARE NUMBER?

E(%$R#)*%$)#($*_#)$(*_#)($NOYOUFUCKINGSENILEDEAFCOW!!!!!!!!! YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

My husband-s number is ###-##-####

AAHHHHHHHH NO I do not want your dead spouse's social I want YOURS!!!!

His number is

KILL ME NOW!

NO MABEL, I beed YOURS

Oh mine?

YES (YOU STOOPID OLD BIDDY!)

###-##-####

..... Mabel, that's the number you just gave me, I don't want your husband's SSN.

*CRIES*

That's just so I can bring up the ACCOUNT, then Federal HIPAA regulations demand I get from Mabel her DOB and ZIP CODE... spend another 20 minutes getting that while she tells me about all her pains and NOT ANSWERING MY GOD DAMN SIMPLE QUESTIONS.

I usually have the paitence of JOB for old people, NOT while PMSing and NOT when they are this fucking CRAZY! How on earth did they SURVIVE to be 90 in the first place sometimes I wonder.

SO yeah all week was one retirement call nightmare after another.

I hate medicare suppliments, really I do. They pay fuck all, the members/retirees have NO FUCKING CLUE how it works and even when you explain it in CHILDSPEAK 800 times, they still don't get it, and they are not that diffuclt to understand.

I did have a laugh this morning, gotta a call from a Provider's office, checking on a claim they submitted for WILBERT... (Wilbert? Yup Wilbert poor fuck) any how pulled up the claim, looked at Wilbert's DOB and saw the Year 1923

The claim?

It was from the Male Fertility Clinic


O_O


GO WILBERT YOU OLD DAWG YOU!

:PPPP

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lrodell
Nov. 25th, 2004 05:09 am (UTC)
*hug*
*patpat*
*replaces fritzy hearing aid batteries*
o.O;;
*edges away from Wilbert* duuuuude^^
kelroni
Nov. 25th, 2004 06:35 am (UTC)
4 words: HIPAA SUCKS MAJOR ASS!!!!

fablespinner
Nov. 25th, 2004 08:06 am (UTC)
I can see the POINT -- It's just fucking irritating when dealing with senile old farts who can't remember their own names half the time.

Or fathers who NEVER remember the birthdays of their OWN CHILDREN or SPOUSES

1 out of 10 men will NOT have to go ask someone or dig around in files for it leaving me with my thumb up my ass 20 minutes while they try to find the answer..

What is THAT all about, those are your CHILREN and you can't remember their FUCKING BIRTHDAYS?

That's so sad.
spubba
Nov. 25th, 2004 12:37 pm (UTC)
My dad's one of those. Some days he CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY FIRST NAME. Makes me feel extra-special then. I'm his firstborn legitimate child for fuck's sake!
kabuki_chan
Nov. 25th, 2004 12:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, I can feel with you ... to the pain in my foot the cramps just joined today. And my brain doesn't know what hurts more - so one minute I'm bitching about my foot, the other about my cramps.

Can offer some tea and pain pills ^.^
storm_maven
Nov. 25th, 2004 01:37 pm (UTC)
How about dealing with the ultra old people that feel, in order to tell you what the problem is, they have to read you the novel length version instead of getting straight to the point. So yeah, I understand all too well your pain.
caerfree
Nov. 25th, 2004 04:22 pm (UTC)
Damn! All right Wilbert! *hugs you* Poor baby. Sounds like the week from hell. *rubs your tummy* At least your sense of humor isn't broken. *grin*
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