Secondly, I must state categorically for the record windsorblue if you ever stop writing in your journal about your everyday life I will have to come slap you... HARD.
Mom, Dad and I sit here and just guffaw at your wit... Mom says and I quote "She should write newspaper columns about everyday-life like Erma Bombeck used too, I'd read everything she put down on paper."
My mother is an Uber fangirl over you and your wit.... she must have read your diatribe about The Couch incident, a dozen times....
I must say I have to agree with her.
LOVE LOVE on WINDSOR!
Lastly, Thank you Dr. Tabbibian, I'm very pleased you think I AM TEH BEST EVAR CSA at Cigna to the point where you REFUSE to talk to anyone else.
However, when you call me at 5:45pm with 87 million claims to go over one at a time and keep me there a half hour LATE, I do not think you ARE TEH BEST EVAR, I think and wish that you should suddenly get a bad case of diarrhea where you must leave the phone immediately so I can GO HOME ON TIME! (And why do you always do this EVERY FRIDAY??? ><___><)
And I don't know how many times you have to submit a gazillion claims to realize that CHIRPRACTORS should bill for CHIROPRACTIC services... you are dispensing and trying to bill for "PHYSICAL THERAPY", and you should not be surprised when our claim processors DENY CLAIMS.
Because... we know damn well you are trying to buck the system. Chiro visits are usually LIMITED to XX amount of Visits PER condition PER Year...
Physical therapy usually is unlimited based on medical necessity.
I sent back all your claims to be reprocessed, AGAIN for the fourth time, to be denied AGAIN. Face it lady, you're not getting paid, and I doubt even if you APPEAL these to medical review it will do you any good.
Speaking of Chiropractors.... If mine weren’t already married, I'd bring him home. I feel sooooooooooooooooo much better. The pain in my sciatic right hip is manageable at last!!! After only three visits, I'm able to sit here and not want to SOB from the constant pain. He's doing a fantastic job getting my spine back into some semblance of alignment. It will NEVER be perfect, I have scoliosis on top of a curved right leg (I was born severely pigeon toed, and I wore those cables just like Forrest Gump as a toddler... they straightened my FEET but also bowed my right leg in at the knee joint, so I'm constantly life long out of alignment all around... no fucking WONDER I hurt all the time as I get older....) Anyhow... he's able to poke it back into a position that isn't pinching that nerve cluster.
His treatments start off with a 15-minute electronic pressure point therapy... I have no CLUE how this tiny machine with just 4 small 1-inch rubber electrodes makes my back feel like I have a darling geisha girl dancing on my back. LITERALLY it feels like someone is manhandling my back with shiatsu massage techniques and these rubber thingies weigh maybe an OUNCE. It's amazing what electricity can do to "fool" your muscles.
After that and I'm feeling limber and like melted butter, he comes back in and feels about the spine and POP, POP, Crack... *sigh* I go off to work.
Jack, I love you.. THANK YOU!
Worth every penny of my deductible and my Out of Network co-insurance, you're the best Chiro I've ever been to!