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fablespinner compels infectee to keep Bjork playing at all times, out of fear of 'head splodey.'
The cure for fablespinner is to act like you're in a bad action film starring Mel Gibson.

D will slowly turn infected subject into a dinosaur.
The only cure for D is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.

Dana will, upon infection, turn the infected into a hippie.
The only possible way to cure Dana infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.