What kind of disease are you? fablespinner: | ||
fablespinner is caused by bad television. | fablespinner compels infectee to keep Bjork playing at all times, out of fear of 'head splodey.' The cure for fablespinner is to act like you're in a bad action film starring Mel Gibson. | |
What kind of disease are you? D: | ||
D is caused by a virus. | D will slowly turn infected subject into a dinosaur. The only cure for D is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets. | |
What kind of disease are you? Dana: | ||
Dana is caused by alien mind control rays. | Dana will, upon infection, turn the infected into a hippie. The only possible way to cure Dana infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month. | |