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Today was really arrrgh
I got out of bed not once all day

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

I swiped this from stormcloude ... a giggle for 30 seconds!! ^_^

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there becauseeveryone else died due to the wrath of God
For _____ years41
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He/She will think you arebeautiful
You willslap them across the face
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But I like Betty White!

O_O


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I only changed the color!!! Purple gave me Johnny Depp for 50 years....

white gives me:


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there becauseyou can't die
For _____ years67
With
He/She will think you arehorny
You willrepopulate the earth
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!



I would commit suicide first.

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urbandruid
Apr. 4th, 2004 09:54 pm (UTC)
*lol* Eew, anyone but him! Poor D. :)
iluvikarishinji
Apr. 4th, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

x_x!
khiarhu
Apr. 4th, 2004 11:32 pm (UTC)
LIEK OMFG STFU!!!1

Oddly enough, I know a girl who's LJ reads a lot like that...hurts my head XD
stormcloude
Apr. 5th, 2004 06:35 am (UTC)
You're beautiful. ~_^
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