February 2nd, 2007

God is Coming and he's bringing donuts!

Two for the Price of One! (Sorta)

Illustration for John Armstrong's Book Found Here: God vs. The Bible Do Not Distribute without Mr. Armstrong's express written permission! For more information on his novel, please visit his website HERE .
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Bonus Peek at a Work in Progress too:

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A partially inked detail shot of my work in progress, my Incubus dudeis cut out and I've hidden my sketch layer, but I thought the succubus half of this picture was coming out HAWT so I thought I'd share.

This is another Commission for John Armstrong and his Book. This is for Chapter 12 again in the section "The Demonization of Sex"

John wanted a Succubus and an Incubus looking FABULOUSLY SEXY as traditional iconic symbols of temptation. I took it one step further and it's like a really sexy Perfume Advertisement from a Magazine...

"Lust... Irresistible for Him and Her..."
Eau du Potion No. 69 by Sammael

This really is a very thought provoking novel (and very humorous in many places, John is very witty too.)

John is a very good friend of mine as well, we "met" a couple of years ago on the internet (John read one of my novels and e-mailed me) and we've talked ever since.

He was recently a guest on CNN on the Anderson Copper 360 program and on Fox News too.
It might be heavy reading for some, but for theological analysis it's incredibly interesting and really stops to make you "think".

The novel is here: God vs. The Bible
Stop Whining!

This is Me in 50 years...

Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds Needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity, which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no Longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other Person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact, which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number, which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further... when you call me, press buttons as follows:


# 1. To make an appointment to see me.

# 2. To query a missing payment.

# 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

# 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

# 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

# 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

# 7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to “that Authorized” Contact mentioned earlier.

# 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.

# 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then

Be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

# 10. This is a second reminder to press* for English.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting Music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?

Your Humble Client

(Remember: This was written by a 86 year old woman)

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God is Coming and he's bringing donuts!

My One way Ticket to Hell....

Do Not let Dana Play with Photoshop, she commits blasphemy!
I was talking to John earlier and I made the comment that the Papal Regalia reminded me of those awful "Hot Dog on a Stick" uniforms...

This is the Result of how my mind works...
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