Fablespinner's Journal

It's not my fault I was a good girl and didn't cheat and got MARRIED during my best sex years to someone MUCH OLDER with no libido!

What about FORCED celibacy? (During and AFTER!)

Divorced and over 30! HELLO can we see a trend here?

It's not that I don't want some, you try getting some at my age, in Hicksville, USA when you look as BAD as I do!

*the crickets chirp in lament of my sex life*

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EDIT

and WHOA reading the massive responses to this... Guys, GUYS Read *SARCASM* here. I'm not *THAT* annoyed by it. I don't need comfort but thanks sssooo much for caring you gave me warm squishes.

I'm fine. I give a shit really, I'm *NOT* looking for a partner. I don't need one, been there done that, 'G'Night Bruce' in the drawer is more than enough company if I'm desperate.

*Wink* (and laugh that was a joke kiddies, it's name it NOT 'G'Night Bruce'.)

Bubba bubbaq called me this afternoon and asked about herophelia and Chicken Killer a.k.a. ashkitty today.

He says "HI!"

He also called to tell my mom she reminds him of "Fairy Merriweather" from Disney's Sleeping Beauty. (Guess which DVD he got earlier?)

Mom went "Because I'm short, cute and round?"

Bubba: *Giggle* (embarrassed and sheepish) "Yeaaaahhh."

I haven't let mom live that one down all day!

*evil grin*

ME: Yo! Merriweather!

MOM: I'll Merriweather you in a minute! MAKE IT BLUE! (Cue mom with her imaginary magic wand swish and flick!)

ME: Mom don't quote lines or I'll never stop teasing you.

MOM: Bibbity bobbity boo I'm older than you!

ME: That was "Cinderella's Fairy Godmother!", and you don't have to make everything RHYME! That's annoying! DR. Seuss!

MOM: Magic schmagic, three green eggs in a basket!... OH....Boiled eggs, I made boiled eggs.... Want a Salad?

and so forth and so on...

Ah... life in my house is never dull.

Insane, bad pun filled crap and Idiotic at times, but certainly not dull.

~_^

Ahna and Cor Chibi's

10 minute Oekaki scribble testing color and, well. I'm full of class... all 3rd!

My journal says I'm male.

What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?

This is common too. All on-line gender tests, bad toilet humor jokes that all the guys I've ever worked with include me in on, and telemarketers agree. ^_^

I swear I think I was BORN wrong sometimes.

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