July 31st, 2003

aph-SuFin (My Art) 2


Googlism on 3x4
The complete list

key highlights that made me giggle, bolded made me laugh out loud!:

3x4 is the most advanced squeegee on the market
3x4 is probably a better size
3x4 is my ultimate fav
3x4 is one nifty cute couple
3x4 is "allowed" to
3x4 is typically large enough for most cases
3x4 is __
3x4 is absolutely *sweet
3x4 is $25
3x4 is available outside of japan
3x4 is great
3x4 is the rotation
3x4 is the same
3x4 is the homogeneous transformation from virtual object coordinates to world coordinates
3x4 is something that is…well…a rarity all it’s own
3x4 is the order of the matrix
3x4 is rather complicated in detail and need not to be shown here
3x4 is twaalf pilaartjes met een platstuk tableland erboven op (eh?)
3x4 is the commercial standard
3x4 is trowaxquatre
3x4 is convenient
3x4 is > viewable either with top and bottom cropped (HENTAI D!!!!!!)

Random Fun with Google.. that is all.


All of these lists have a least one REALLY GOOD side splitter when taken out of context (or not)!


Googlism on Trowa Barton *cackle*
The complete list

Googlism on Trowa
The complete list

Googlism on Quatre Raberba Winner *cackle*
The complete list

Googlism on Quatre Winner *cackle*
The complete list

Googlism on Quatre
The complete list

Off this list "quatre is not a female with a penis" That's off my site!! LOL I know I say this several times.

Googlism on Trowa and Quatre
The complete list
  • Current Mood
    amused amused
aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

Bad Joke of the Day

Bad joke Courtesy of my Father's E-mail Spamming me:


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

*rim shot!

  • Current Mood
    amused amused
aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

The 14 year Old Fangirl.... From 1984

The 14 year Old Fangirl.... From 1984
Is alive and Well again!


I remember once in 1998, I was with my then hubby in Santa Monica, we were going to the British Section for lunch at the Cock and Bull Pub (Good Fish and Chips and they carried Woodpecker Cider I love that stuff)

Anyhow, we're sitting there, when JOHN TAYLOR walked in....


I was then 27, old enough to not get "squeely fangirl" right?


I drooled unashamedly on his very nice (still to this day nice) ASS!

My Husband (Also English) wasn't too happy. I told him to "Cope" this was the FIRST ENGLISHMAN to give me Heart Palpitations.

Both my Husband and Mr. Taylor looked a little shocked I said that, but it was the truth damn it.

I did, HOWEVER, get my autograph and a nice 3 minute conversation/worship session in... He signed a napkin for me.

*sparkly chibi fangirl eyes moment I will remember until I die!!!!*

I have it somewhere. Not seen it since I moved after the divorce.

(Craig, the EX, got his fanboy moment a few weeks later in Long Beach... We Met Robbie Coltrane, (Pre-Hagrid Days) onboard the Queen Mary. Then we just knew him from comedy venues on British Sitcoms and Movies. Craig and Robbie must have bullshitted over Beers on the Prow a good hour or more. Mr. Coltrane is a sick bastard with a wicked personality, I love him to death!)
  • Current Mood
    chipper chipper
aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

Fun Stuff

Trading Cards
Paid Account Edition
User Number: 840877
Date Created:2003-01-05
Number of Posts: 417

D is a pathetic fangirl who spends way too much time doing things like... making this card. If you find her life, please return it to the lost and found department.
Strengths: Imagination, Empathy and Loyalty
Weaknesses: Not enough space to list them here... I am the "Energizer Bunny" of losers!
Special Skills: Nothing Special, average at best.
Weapons: The Pen is Mightier than the sword... only on paper. Gimme my SWORD!
Motto: Eh?

Make your own LiveJournal Trading Card!
Brought to you by crossfire

  <td valign="top" style="width : 102px; height : 102px;"></td><td style="padding-left: 5px; vertical-align : top;">fablespinner
Name: Fablespinner
User: 840877
Created: 01-05-03
Post Count: 418
If you find her life, please return it to the lost and found department.
Strengths: Imagination, Empathy and Loyalty
Weakness:How much Time ya got?
Special Skills: Nothing Special
Weapons: The Pen is Mightier than the sword... only on paper. Gimme my SWORD!


Make your Own
  • Current Mood
    amused amused
aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

D is shocked and highly amused

Blame all of this on suzume_sparrow

See, it's like this... she points us to a site that will turn your website into an instant PORN site

and like the good little sheep (baaaaaaaaaaaaa) and/or Lemming that I am I of course take a trip over.....

Plug in my website information and... and... ACK! Just LOOK WHAT IT DID TO MINE!!!!!

I have up two quotes one by Shakespeare on from the Bible...

Look what it did to SHAKESPEARE!!!!!

"Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediment."

What did this evil thing do to my Quote?
"Let me not to the sex fighting marriage of true browns admit impediment."

and of course I hit refresh and this came up a second time:

"Let me not to the wanking marriage of true farts admit impediment."

And then this is just blasphemous!


"Love always bears up, always trusts, always hopes, always endures. Love is eternal."
1 Cor. 13

"Love fingers gangbangs up, fucks trusts, always hopes, always wanks. Love is eternal."

I refreshed

"Love wad pulls bears up, always trusts, jerks fists, thrusts fucks. Love is eternal."




My LJ entry on this post... O_O
Just scroll down to you reach the trading card, The John Taylor Duran Duran Post and the 3x4 google posts.... *holds up bic lighter*

  • Current Mood
    shocked shocked
aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

Introducing the "Chatty D" DOLL!

I have noticed that over the past 2 days I've been exceedingly "chatty" on my LJ

I need to get laid...

or something.

Any Takers?

*note the comments function is turned OFF you Hentai's!

  • Current Mood
    horny horny