April 10th, 2003

aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

How sad is this?


What Flavour Are You? I tashte like Alcohol.I tashte like Alcohol.


Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You?


and my alternate even WORSE


What Flavour Are You? I taste like Nuclear Waste. Delicious.I taste like Nuclear Waste. Delicious.


Tasting like nuclear waste is a good thing - nothing bites me, nothing eats me, few things even touch me. I appreciate the solitude my harsh exterior brings. What Flavour Are You?


I'll go kill myself now.

*whimper*
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aph-SuFin (My Art) 2

Ya know, I'm all for big families

But there comes a time when you need to buy a VCR so you have something ELSE to do at night than have sex.

I went to the grocery store today, and in front of me is a woman *MY AGE* about 35-ish and she looked good.

However she had with her ELEVEN CHILDREN!!!

5 boys and 6 girls ranging from the ages of about 14 to 4 months

The 14 year old girl had on her hip the 2 year old and the infant.

and you could tell beyond a shadow of a doubt that these were ALL HER CHILREN cause every last one of them were redheaded and freckled and looked 100% like mama.

She confirmed this when the dumbfounded old man cashier asked "Are these *ALL* yours?"

She proudly said yes.

HOLY SHIT!

This means she has been pregnant EVERY YEAR for the past 14 years.

Fresh out of high school and up the duff constantly since.

My husband would either willing get a vasectomy or face my version with a fucking butcher knife.

JESUS H. FARTWARK CHRIST!

ENOUGH ALREADY!

Her bill? $437.89

Paid on MasterCard

18 loaves of Orowheat brand Wheat bread (that shit is nasty and EXPENSIVE!)
6 boxes of Captain Crunch Berries
more veggies that would make a rabbit think he'd died and gone to a heaven ORGY
And entire COW of beef
a roost of chicken breasts

I cannot imagine the sleeping arrangements in that house.

My husband would be forever on the couch after about kid #6

and she was *MY AGE!!!!!!!*

Thank GOD for small miracles and that is not *ME*

TIE A KNOT IN IT ALREADY!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

The old clerk and I just looked at each other when she herded her brood out into a beat up 15 passenger white van.

The look on his face was priceless "What an idiot women."

I agree Mr. Checker, I totally agree.

DAMN! Ever hear of BIRTH CONTROL and/or Condoms and or Tubes tied or Vasectomy procedures?

There is only so far you can hide behind religion before you just look like a first class moron.

I pity those kids at Christmas or birthdays.,

Here's your crappy Popsicle stick doll, we couldn't afford toys.

Handmade gifts for adults are wonderful. Kids just feel cheated when Molly at school has the new Barbie, and Timmy has the new x-men figure and you have corn husk toys.

Damn.
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