Remember California is a HUGE STATE, when you hear of an earthquake somewhere, It doesn't mean *I* necessarily even FELT it let alone fell off into the ocean.
We felt the 6.5 quake in the office as a little bump that made ripples in our coffee. I personally didn't feel a THING, but a couple people in the office did.
So Status report = D is Hunky Dorey
Thanks for exploding my e-mail with concern, I feel loved.