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I took an IQ test about 20 years ago and score 130.. so this is pretty accurate.
I'd HOPE I've moved up a few points since I was like 12 the last time I took one!

Dana, your Super IQ score is 133

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.

The way you think about things makes you a Creative Theorist. This means you are a highly intelligent, complex person. You are able to process information of nearly every kind with ease, using both creativity and analysis to make sense of the world. Compared to others you also have a very rich imagination.

How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Creative Theorist? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Creative Theorist. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.


TEST MEH!



And this IQ test is OFF

ME? Math Whiz? Um.... NOT!

Mom balances my checkbook/finances, and does all things number wise, I'm Numerically Dyslexic! I failed every math class I ever took beyond 8th grade. Beyond BASIC math and rudimentary 1/2, 1/3, 1/4 simple fractions and I'm utterly HOPELESS, I've no clue how I scored so well on the math section on this thing.

Congratulations, Dana!
Your IQ score is 129

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Facts Curator.

This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


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And ANYONE who as EVER played cards with me around a table can attest to this as truth... (right stormcloude, pmdorian and herophelia? *Grin*)

Dana, your sense of humor is Banter

Like a king of pinball, you've made an art of playing off of people because your sense of humor is all about banter. Like many great comedians before you, a roundtable of friends, or a roomful of targets, is the catalyst for what makes you laugh. It brings out the wit — and sometimes the nitwit — in everyone.


Um.. Check please?



Tight Jumpsuit with *MY* figure?

Um.. No *bleeping* way!

But ABBA is Cool! And Kareoke? BRANG IT ON! Right caerfree?
Lie la Lie, lie la lie lie lie lie lie, Lie la Lie, Lie la lie lie lie lie lie la la lie lie lie. (Do they ever END????? Aw, Screw it.)

Dana, your theme song is Dancing Queen!

Whether it's throwing your own theme party or mixing it up on the karaoke stage, we can see you strutting towards the jukebox in platform, glitter boots and a skintight jumpsuit to the tune of your personal anthem, "Dancing Queen." You aren't just part of the scene, you make it.


I can name that tune in 2 notes Monty!



Can I collect on these points?


Please?

Dana, your compassionate nature is earning you the most karma.

By being a sensitive person with a keen sense of empathy, you can do much to alleviate others' pain.

Whoa... Dude


What a bunch of BULL!

My Inkblot Test results:

Dana, your subconscious mind is driven most by Reserve

You approach the world with reserve because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you like to be in control. You keep your emotions to yourself and you may seem mysterious or enigmatic to others.

You're often very cautious about truly expressing yourself. Even people who have known you for some time may find it hard to get close to you.

Your psyche is very deep and rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.


I guess I was supposed to see a penis in all of those things. It was in the multiple choice answers on practically every single one.

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Take this crap, I saw a bunch of COWS maybe.
Maybe that's why this test was BULLSHIT




And that's all.... Bedtime I've overdone it on the computer tonight. *headache bleah*

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maniacnun
Aug. 28th, 2003 01:57 am (UTC)
I got RESERVE too. Maybe that's what you get if you don't see sex in everything. I just saw lots and lots of bugs, a few transformers, and Darth Vader. ^^
fablespinner
Aug. 28th, 2003 11:03 am (UTC)
I think these so called psychologists are the ones who need to get laid.

How on EARTH they can see a penis, vagina or pelvic bone in ANY of those spots is beyond me.

Just a whole lot of wishful thinking.

I saw a really scary evil thing in one, a couple of fawns/satyrs from greek mythology, a cool Ram mask, and a cow being shot repeatedly by 2 guns.

The only human I saw was right at the end and it wasn't anything sexual, it was just the figure of a woman neck to knee.

??????

Who knows what we were supposed to see... I think it's a bunch of malarcy.

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