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Why do I suddenly feel like quoting lines from the movie "The Jerk"?

I was born a poor black boy...


<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Samuel L. Jackson </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Toni Collette </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">25</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
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But I get a kick ass life soundtrack, and Samuel L. Jackson is fucking cool!

And I get to fuck him in this test...
<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Philip Seymour Hoffman </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Samuel L. Jackson </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">5</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Eels - Restraining Order Blues </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Frank Sinatra - My Way </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


You know you're into too much yaoi when.... random generators begin being psychic!

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jo_mako
Aug. 27th, 2003 01:12 pm (UTC)
You know you've sucked down to many paint fumes...
when you start hearing 'Freebird' in your head...really REALLY clearly. =p

So old lady, how's your day going? =)~

*don't hit me I'm cute*
spubba
Aug. 27th, 2003 01:41 pm (UTC)
Oh dear.
You got to fuck Samuel L. Jackson? You lucky dog! Look what I got:

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Alyson Hannigan </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Tara Reid </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">18</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Chris Isaak - Wicked Game </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Prince - 1999 </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


*sigh* Well, at least it's got a good soundtrack.
caerfree
Aug. 27th, 2003 05:30 pm (UTC)
You know, that line was originally from a stand-up he did.

I was born a poor black child.

But I wasn't into that scene, so I decided to become white.

Straightened my hair... got my cock shortened...

XD

Happy birthday babe! *hugs*
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