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How to feel OLD

How to feel OLD on your B-day!

Thanks a lot Ashlie!!!


I want to weep.


Aug. 27th, 2003 03:14 pm (UTC)
As a follow up...
~Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.

I fried my Atari and my record player and mass collection of albums still play...

~The statement "You sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. (They have never owned a record player.)

Actually for them it would be..."You sound like a scratched CD", or "You sound like a MP3 with a glitch."

~They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.

Pac Man is the ultimate, and Pong is just addicting...

~They have always had an answering machine.

Answering machine = kid with a pencil and a piece of paper who scrawls down barely legible messages...still does...

~Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV.

13 channels...we had four.

~They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

I was always deathly afraid of breaking the nob on the TV...that was like committing murder...

~Roller skating has always meant inline for them.

My first skate were actual, four wheel roller skates...and I still have them...ah, sweet memories of the roller rink...

~Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

No...microwave and pocorn don't mix...Jiffy Pop or die.....

~They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. was.

Damn...I keep forgetting who shot J.R. I had it a minute ago..

~They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

I just got a computer like three years ago...I've practically lived on a typewriter....

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