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Story of my Sex Life...

<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">HP lover</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Harry's Firebolt </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Outcome</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Sex? What sex? We talked the whole night! </td></tr>
Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo
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totally absent and/or inanimate object aided or in this case absent even WITH an inanimate (sorta) object.

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And this one just makes me CRY

<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">HP lover</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Dobby </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Outcome</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">STD</td></tr>
Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo
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DOBBY???

Not even HAGRID! Hagrid I could deal with, but noooo... I gotta get STD's from a squat little goblin looking house elf with masochistic tendencies.
Just call me Elf Dom Mama D!

I need a Drink.

And me the "glutton for torture" that I am...

<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">HP lover</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Mrs. Norris</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Outcome</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Your partner fell asleep </td></tr>
Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo
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MRS. NORRIS?!?!?!?!?!?

*faints*

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stormcloude
Aug. 17th, 2003 05:32 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what this is, but it sounds worse than yours. =P


<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">HP lover</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Neville Longbottom </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Outcome</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">He/She fucked the sheets </td></tr>
Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo
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fablespinner
Aug. 17th, 2003 07:34 pm (UTC)
I don't think anything is worse then DOBBY and the CAT!

At least Neville is HUMAN!

*LOL*

(faints)
shippou
Aug. 19th, 2003 01:14 am (UTC)
You want worse? I've got worse! I filled it out and it paired me up with Trevor!!! I got Neville's TOAD! >_<

At least he only f***ed the sheets. *shudders*
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