What I sent in response to my dad after he sent it to me first == Then His response back follows.
Gotta love My Pops!!!
From: The Fablespinner //_^ [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2003 10:59 AM
To: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: Re: Interesting facts
>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>(Now that's more like it!)
hey Dad, just think...
You've created enough gas to destroy the world....
at least 6 times.
ebebebebbebb-that's all folks
Da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaa!
Why you little! . . .
I just knew that you would respond to that portion of it. You never let me
down. It is nice to know however, that Osama Bin Ladin and Saddam Hussein
combined ain't got shit on me. My ass is all the weapons of mass
destruction I need. It must make you proud to know that your old man is
actually one of the major super powers.