the IRONY of this is just mind boggling....
... Looks at scale in bathroom... BUWHAHAHAHAHA You've been lying to me all these years! I'm a nutritious snack food!
I'm not meant to eat, I'm meant to be EATEN!! *hentai leer*
EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME!
Oh please let me stop running away with this... open the door and I will walk through it!
And a few more test runs leave me laughing my ass off!!!!
In the what? TELL ME!
GOD, I HOPE NOT! Where's that fic BTW? *innocent whistling*
No... Forget that.. where's *THAT FIC?!?!?*
Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *eyes glass over*
Okay enough haiku, I might wake up the 'rents!