SAVE THE DATE!

Every year I hold the Pr0n Party in my Suite and this year it will be:
Friday Night, October 30th @ 9PM

Bring your worst Pr0n, Animated or Live Action for a screening and MSTing fun!

Only the Best WORST!

Last year's best of the worst was some horrible Gay Samurai Bikers on a Harley they were selling at Media Blasters! ROTFLMAO! Priceless!

I'll post my Suite Number once I check in, but save the date! We're holding it Friday instead of Saturday since we don't want to keep people from the Bishie Auction and Dance on Saturday Night.

:)

Wow, registration for Yaoi Con this year was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much nicer than my fiasco last year!!!
I have my confirmation and I'm a happy camper and will not have to deal with this crap later.
But damn it, why is every fucking hotel in California totally Non-Smoking anymore.
It's fucking COLD OUTSIDE IN OCTOBER DAMN IT!
Fuck. I hate carting my ass outside at home, why the fuck would I want to go down seven flights of stairs or an elevator.
*grumbles*
Other than that rain on my parade, The Marriott looks quite nice, I hope it is.
I have a fridge *AND* a microwave already in the room, that will be heavenly. I won't have to cart my crock pit this year.

^_^

Now I'd better do my regular con registration next huh?
^_^

We ♥ Pr0n
We ♥ TEH GEY
We ♥ SNARKY BITCHES
We ♥ Yaoi-Con!
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I am so OUT OF IT!
I've spent the last two days under a medicated STUPOR.
I'm hopeless at trying to catch up with everyone's Con reports and hopefully will find my gad damn camera in a bag somewhere to make mine this afternoon.
I love going to con, but man my eternal energy and GO-GO Power Rangers fortification is just pure adrenlin while *AT* the con.
When I get home, I inevitably prove to myself that I am indeed no longer a youngling and must fight tired old lady syndrome.

Running to the grocery store now to get food for my kitty (Who has plastered herself against me like a suction cup on a shower wall since I got home.
Apparently my "NEEDY" is aptly named. She needs affection 24/7 and I am TEH BAD MOMMY for leaving her for 5 days in a row.

So let me come around to the land of the living and con report to follow this afternoon I hope

I am Home
I am DEAD
Con-report that could get a ton of us arrested in all fifty states... Incriminating pictures and videos of LIVE and in STEREO BDSM Whipping and creative uses of glowing dildos from in the Dealer's Room.
I had the best fucking seat in the house man for sexy twinky boys into kink! *I LOVE THIS CON!!!!11111oneoneoneoneelventyoneandthreequarters!!!!!***
when I find what bag I packed my camera in and take a fucking NAP FIRST and catch up on the sleep deprivation I am suffering.
I am NOT 20 anymore
But damn I can still party like I am (I just pay for it later)

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz X_X

OKAY Yaoi-Con Attendees...
Specifically those of you coming in and out of my room on regular basisesesssssssss preciousssssessssss
(especially my roomies! caerfree & caro_t)

My Cell Phone
559-300-7586

Don't know room # yet... call me when you get in and I'll give it to you.
I am arriving Thursday Afternoon probably around 3-4 pm
I'm leaving my house about Noon and it's 3-4 hour drive for me.

What I'm bringing to the room:

FOOD WISE
small crock pot (I am so cooking for myself)
electric kettle
enough varieties of tea (black, green and herbals and everything inbetween) to choke a horse
instant cocoa mix (hey can't be picky in a hotel room)
tons of splenda packets, if you want real sugar, better bring it.
the staples like bread, Peanut Butter, lunch meat
Paper plates, plastic utensils, paper bowls etc...

if you want more food or booze you supply it please
I'd love to feed every one and all but hey the reason I'm cooking is to save a little cash man.


NON FOOD
Laptop (to watch Pron man!!!!)
Pr0n
(oh and the dealer's room STUFF!)


is there anything else other than like clothes? LOL

When is the Porn Party this year?
same as every year....


MST PORN PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT AFTER CON EVENTS
Beginning probably 8 or 9 ish (Whenever folks drag themselves in from events no schedule yet so clueless when thing END on Saturday night...)

What to bring with you? Whatever food/drink you want and dig out your p0rn stash (anime or live) and we'll add it to the playlist.

Nothing better(or more fun) than MSTing porn with a bunch of sick ladies! :pppppp

Okay the stressing can officially commence in 5-4-3-2-1!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(not that I haven't already been stressing for WEEKS getting preapred!)


Final note to Sakuranbo Studio Peeps...
spubba, thevirginreaper, themscarecrows, themdolphins, caro_t, & vampireskiss

AFTER YOU CHECK IN AT REGISTRATION DO NOT FORGET TO IMMEDIATELY COME TO THE DEALER'S ROOM TO EXCHANGE YOUR VISITOR BADGE FOR A DEALER'S BADGE WITH tpod (TRACY) WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE DEALER'S ROOM AS ALWAYS!!!! Don't forget or you be locked out of the room like everyone else during set up and stuff... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember to meet in my Room (Call me) at 6:30 PM Friday night (If you are in yet) We can set up our booth between 7-11 pm Friday night and let's get it done quick so we can go piss about. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes to get our booth set up if we have a lot of hands to help shelp.

Thanks!

xoxoxoxo

Okay folksies... I have a VERY limited quanity of books coming with me.
^{(They are esspesive by tarnation to print in small-bulk man...I'm "po=Folk!")}

So If you are coming to the Con and want to pre-pay for a book so you are guarnteed a copy...

I'm taking Pre-Orders Now.
Full-Color Art Book: $15.00
Following Tides Paperback Novel: $20.00
Sempre Dolcissomo Cantabile (Infinty book One) Paperback Novel: $15.00
Guibilante Con Calore (Infinty Book Two) Paperback Novel: $15.00
Bohemian Pearl Paperback Novel: $15.00

I can only accept Pay-pal only for pre-orders this close to con
Pay-Pal address: fablespinner @ fablespinner.com

If you pre-pay I'll have the book set aside for you for pick up at theconvention. Look for the Sakuranbo Studios Booth in the Dealer's Room.


I'll have individual prints, bookmarks and badges also for sale at the table as well and peices in the art show for sale too.
MWAH! Countdown is on!!!

GOD DAMN WESTIN PEICES OF SHIT!!!!!!!

First they tell me there are no triple rates at all only singles and quads...
then she miraculously finds the triple room rate and says they are "all sold out" "Blocked out for those dates. (And yes I gave them the con info at the beginnig of the call, of course those room are "blocked" idiot... for the CONVENTION ATTENDEES!!! ><__><

abd ALL SOLD OUT?---> BULLSHIT! The hotel venue was only announced less than 8 hours ago... I seriously DOUBT all the fucking rooms are booked at this point lady!

Look again bitch!

THEN... (but wait there's more!!!)

All Westin Hotels this year are 100% NON-SMOKING!

Watch me bring a god damn ashtray and a shitload of air freshener with me and smoke over the toilet with the ventilation fan on full blast. I'll respect the room itself and not smoke out there but come ON!

I am not going all the way into the fucking BACK PARKING LOT in the RAIN... (Because you can't even smoke by the damn door and this is rainy season in San Francisco! and BARKING COLD on the water!)....

Just To have a fag in a room I am paying $139.00 bucks a night for!?


RAWR!

I am bitch hear me ROAR.

Now off to look at dealer's room shit and book that end of things now....

*sigh* At least Hotel is booked Thursday the 19th - Monday the 23rd (I'm checking out Tuesday morning)


EDIT #1 addendum:

GOD DAMN WESTIN FUCKED UP MY RESERVATION!
They booked me as checking out on MONDAY after I repeated this 4 fucking times to the C-NT on the phone.

Then I call back and again they tell me the triples are SOLD OUT and then tell me they'll give me a SINGLE ROOM for a one day reservation for MONDAY NIGHT


Um......... NO! TRY AGAIN MONICA!!!! Not my fault first lady messed up my reservation.

What about my 2 other guests you FUCKTARDS? Should they Sleep on the Lobby Floor?

Then she says I can't have the con rate for the 23rd... and it's Westin's "best price for the room" $289.00 to keep the room I'm in on monday the 23rd.

OH FUCK NO! ABSOULTELY NOT GOOD ENOUGH! The con rates are good THROUGH the 23rd, that is not CHEC OUT TIME on the 23rd because that would indicate the rooms are only good through the 22nd. Oh... No. The 23rd is on the rate list, I will have con rate for the 23rd!!!

I've just asked "Give me your supervisor" right the fuck now.... 15 minutes already on the phone with "MONICA" and she's brain dead!

I'm On Hold with cheesy hold music... right at this moment....

Do not fuck with a customer service Diva, I will eat you for breakfast little girl!


OH HELL NO THEY HUNG UP ON ME!!!!

Watch me call right fucking back assholes! Monica you are TOAST! I will roast you!


Got a "Donna" this time.... it must be the name.... Donna thank you for at least making an additional day separate reservation at the same con-rate it is only the 23rd after all.

Fuck me this should not be that fucking difficult to book a god damn hotel room for 5 nights!

>..<

She told me they still may make me change rooms that last night to a different triple, but she noted the second reservation that this is an addendum to the first and it was not my error and I should not be penalized for a WESTIN error... I had better NOT have to change rooms on monday!

I'm going to have a dealer's room booth full of stuff in there!! *cries*

EDIT EDIT

Is my Name Murphy's Law?
Just got Confirmation e-mail #2 for the additional day
and DONNA FUCKED IT UP!!!!!

*cries* seriously CRIES NOW with frustration... 3 calls so far and all of them messed up!

She booked that additional day for me like she said she would and that should have been on the ORIGINAL RESERVATION because I asked for it specifically the FIRST TIME AROUND and guess what "Donna" did?

Booked that extra day as a fucking SINGLE ROOM at the sinlge con-rate, occupants "1" when she KNEW, because I also said this GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES NOW... I need a TRIPLE, as in me and 2 more people!!! that means "3"!!!!


PRIMAL SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So back I go calling the Westin, this is now my fourth call and two hours on the phone as well and I talk to "AMY", at least Amy was able to modify that second confirmation for Monday to 3 guests.

Now I'm waiting for the confirmation e-mail and this had BETTER FUCKING BE RIGHT NOW!

I should not have to call four fucking times just to book a 5 night stay at your god damn hotel!

I know I'm speaking plain English here god damn it!

Anyone heard about Yaoi-con dates yet?
I *REALLY* need to apply for my vacation time SOON

O_o


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There be Con-Pictures ahoy....
and not many sadly...

http://pics.livejournal.com/fablespinner/gallery/0000eyxk


and thank you cosmic universe for waiting until today to hit me with the monthly curse and cramps
RAWR!!11!!1111oneoneone I am bitch, hear me WHINE!!!!

I am so WASTED DEAD!
I made it through the con and the subsequent long ass drive home in one peice.

The condensed Version of my weekend:
Wednesday: Got in and settled, no biggie
Thursday I already posted about really.
Friday: a blur of more hugs and kisses and camping out in the lobby with sketch books and being fangirly with friends.

Saturday: spubba, thevirginreaper and I got a decent booth in the Fan Market and we hocked art like 2 bit snake oil salesmen... Okay *I* did that, they are more civilized and humble there than I am. I'd drop my pants in public without batting an eye if you paid me.... LOL I have Noooooooooooooooooooo shame.
Saturday night we played cranium in the lobby and caerfree's team kicked everyone's asses, even if we were interuppted every five damn seconds. *note* it's much more fun playing that game with just our normal group of idiots than having a ton of total strangers I wanted to throttle for being immature boobies (even more immature than I can act when given my head, but I'm more snarky sarcastic when I'm on a role I guess.)

After that I eneded up back in my room with vr2lbast and a gaggle of her friends and we played the sexy fandom version of "CLUE" that bast made.... Trieze was doing Zechs in the billard room with anal beads I think was the outcome of that.... :PPPP

Sunday:  Got up at ass crack of dawn to pack up my laptop and haul all my shit downstairs for spubba's Advanced CG panel... Holy hell do you need more than an hour for that. I'd have sat all day just to suck info out of spub's brain... Oh wait... I do that now via the phone, other's aren't so lucky. Spubba gave away a brand new copy of Poser5 as a door prize, I got to give it away and DUDE I thought the first person would have gotten the answer!

I said "Pick a number between 1-100" and then just started pointing at people in order... It took like 20 people at least before someone got it and ANYONE who knows me from over the years knows I live perpetually in the TOILET/GUTTER... which number did I think of? .... Is there any other magic number than 69 dude?

:PPPP

After the panel we flittered about the dealer's room and such, I spent a ton of cash man... but I have MAN!Pr0n!

And spubba made me CRY!!!! spub's character Siryn is my "BOYFRIEND"... give me HAWT BUFF OLDER MEN!!!  Well, Spub had a STUNNING Portrait of Siryn in the art show done in Doc Martin Dyes... marked NOT FOR SALE... I was begging all weekend and being a dork promising sexual favors for it... little did I know it wasn't for sale because it was a PRESENT FOR ME all along!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I am so hanging it on the ceiling over my bed.... :PPPPP

As per usual, my room at night seems to become party/conversation central. The talent loaded in that room if you stood back to look is staggering. Seriously, it read like a fandom yaoi/slash smut artist/writer "who's who" almost. We had plnunn, spubba, tammylee, vr2lbast, caerfree, jessieshockey, ladymako71, (I'm trying to remember who was all in my bed and I can't remember all the LJ nicknames...) pipmudturtle... The list continues with Karena, Oni, Simone (The publisher who came in from Germany, what a fabulous lady!), god I know I'm missing people here.... We couldn't MOVE in there. We did lovely MSTing to LevelC and Sensitive Pornograph, Kizuna OAV's, Sukisyo (DISGRUNTLED CHIBI'S!!!) and Samurai 7....

The impromptu gathering broke up at around 2 am or so as people began to go back to their rooms to die.... except for jessieshockey and caerfree (and Oni who just died in my bed, sideways not less so no one else could sleep in it and I didn't have the heart to wake the poor boy.)... Jessie and Caer stayed all night with Bast and I and we took a long, long walk down memory lane back to like 2000 when we all met in GW fandom and such... It's nice to revisit something without the WANK! *ahhhhhh*

I still want to bring Caer home with me one of these days and keep her in my pocket! Best cuddle buddy evar!!!

I say we get Bast a Masami outfit and we have to get white school boy uniforms and cosplay Generator Gawl! That would be a hoot!

I think I finally passed out like at 7 in the morning and then got up when bast left to catch her plane at around 8-9 in the morning.

Monday: The hotel went DEAD man! by the time I came into the realm of the living at around NOON when spubba showed up with luggage. I was "UP" but only in the "Zoned out Chain Smoking, coffee drinking zombie" sense of the word... spub had to check out of the clarion and then hung out with me until about 8PM in order to catch the red-eye back to Ohio... monday was really just a chat session wind down in the room and after spubba left, I just stuck on some Kizuna (Again: :PPP  Enjoyji is my "BOYFRIEND"! *squeeeeee *after Siryn of course) and puttered about packing my shit and the studio stuff I managed to condense into one tub (YAY! We sold stuff!)....

I got up about 7:30 this morning, ordered some room service so I didn't have to truck my ass downstairs as I got ready to check out. Undercooked omlettes SUCK ASS. Blurg!
I checked out at around 9... crammed my car full again and drove home. Got home at 12:50 (I made great time.... LEAD FOOT ME! O_o)
then DIED and took a nap.

I will put my shit away tomorrow, I'm no longer 18 man, I hurt all over from no sleep, wearing bitch boots all weekend, and driving long distances... I miss you all already! It's not like I don't talk to you all every damn day, but we only SEE each other once a year and it's never enough.

There condensed con report from me.

I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

WOOT!!!!

See you all there!

(Again Call if you need anything at all: 559-300-7586)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIP FOR FIRST TIME CON GOERS

There is an Albertson's SuperMarket just down the street from the con hotels
STOCK UP ON:

Soda
Sandwich Fixings
Plastic utensils/Paper Plates etc...
and things that will "Keep" in your room.


FOOD IS LIMITED IN THE AREA
and the restaurants can get EXPENSIVE
Limit your "eating out" to dinner and keep breakfast and lunch in your room
they have small refrigderators for the perishables

I take my little electric kettle with me to boil water, but if you don't have one they have those little coffee pots in the rooms you can just run water through.

I always take little instant packs of oatmeal for breakfast and granola bars for breakfast
I buy fresh fruit at the supermarket etc...

TRUST ME, you want your money for the Dealer's Room right?
This is the BEST and EASIEST WAY to save a BUNDLE.

I actually began writing this October 2004 and got it almost completed and then got distracted. I found it and finished it at last. This is Currently the BETA version, my lovely editor sel_barton currently is working on fixing my errors. I just wanted to post this before I headed off to Con, cause who knows when I'll be able to after....

SYNOPSIS: Art is in the Eye of the Beholder and in the heart of the Artisan. When Robin Wood lost his hearing as a little boy, he'd found it difficult to fit into the world around him. Until he met Chris and His Grandmother Hope. Who taught him handicaps are only that if you allow them to be. What lessons he learned at ten-years-old he would carry with him the rest of his turblent life...




Read it Here: "SilverWolf's Robin" under fake cut (NC-17)

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y-con realted: OMG I have so much *STUFF* O_O


My trunk is full of Sakuranbo Studios Shit. (spubba, thevirginreaper, sharona1x2 & ponderosa121 make sure you see me, I have stuff for you!)...

I have my laptop, Wireless Keyboard & Mouse *AND* my wacom (*nervous about my 'holy grail' baby)  for spubba to abuse during the Sunday Advanced CG panel. COME PEOPLE! COME! I know the panel is early but sooooo going to be worth it just to tap into Spubba's brain for an hour.

I have my portfolios and assorted sketching supplies...

I have my Art Show Stuff mounted and ready to go....

I have my entire fucking closet with me I think, ya know, just in case I spill shit on myself (Which I'm prone to do and you don't want to know how many pairs of clean undies I have in the suitcase, really.)...

I have a suitcase just for shoes/boots (I'm such a fucking GIRLY-GIRL)...

I have a suitcase for my bathroom shit. Cause I must pack the loofa don'tcha know!! ><__><...

I have a cooler insulated suitcase for my daily meds alone!! I look like a major junky with all the insulin needles man. O_O...

(God I hope you don't get squicked by needles vr2lbast. I gotta shoot up three times a day now. And anyone that goes out to dinner with me, be prepared for D to discreetly have to shoot up at the meal. I have a little pen needle I have to take at Breakfast and Dinner and then the regular vial type insulin at bedtime. Not to mention I gotta do finger prick tests like 8 times a day anymore. I really hope my friends can handle me with needles this year. I took a nose dive with the Diabetes this year. But it's stable again (And better than EVER) thanks to the new meds! YAY, just annoying to always have to carry this shit around and my stomach is constantly bruised from the shots I give myself.)

Well, the dryer is buzzing... back to finishing up packing fresh clean clothes. AHHHH downey fresh!

SOOO EXCITED!!!!

Well it's zero hour... I'm gonna finish packing and I'm heading out tomorrow. I'm on Vacation from work for 12 days... HALLELUJAH!
Those interested keep an eye on my LiveJournal...

I'll make a phone post when I get in with my room number and such for those of you wanting to drop by if you're in early/staying late too.

I'm in the Westin from Wednesday Afternoon - Tuesday Morning

And seeing as I really don't mind people having this, if you're at the con and you want to meet me... my Cell # 559-300-7586 you can call it anytime while at the con. (Hell anytime you feel like it really, I have free nights and weekends and 1000 whenever minutes I never use up so... just remember my time zone is USA Pacific that is -8GMT) So no calling like at 3 am or something, please do the math. YIKES

If I don't answer it's one of a few reasons:
#1) Phone on Silent at work/in a con panel/'m sleeping and I can't hear it, leave a message and I'll call you back.
#2) Left it in my purse and the battery died
#3) There usually isn't a #3


I will be MIA and come back to probably an overflowing flist when I get back.

O_o

Finished the Art Show Submission


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Just snap shots of the Harry Potter Fanart I'm attempting for the Yaoi-Con art show.

As you can see, I am once again making Adobe PhotoShop my bitch and making my active memory RAM.... WEEP.

( Sneek Peek of Art in Progress Under the Magic Cut Tag! )