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I am Married to a Moron....

If my husband were a Hetalia Character.... Most night's I'd say he's Roderich (Austria) but tonight he was Channeling Alfred (America/USA)...

We go to Olive Garden, Me, my Hubby and my mom and dad, We're waiting to be seated, looking through the menu to get an idea of what we want to order while we're waiting.

And here is a snippet of Conversation between Hubby and I as we sit waiting to be seated:

Me: So What are you going to have?
Hubby: The Chicken Par-mee-gee-eye-anna.
Me: .... Wait... What?
Hubby: The Chicken Par-mee-gee-eye-anna.
Me: ????? (Thinking this does NOT sound right.) Show me on the menu.
(Hubby points to menu selection.)

Chicken Parmigiana

Me: That's Chicken Parmigiana! (Pronouncing it correctly.)
Hubby: Oh yeah, that sounds right.
Me: JOHN ARMSTRONG! You have a degree in music, you are a composer, you listen to OPERA if anyone in our household should be able to pronounce Italian correctly, other than me who used to SING Opera, it should be YOU! 
Hubby: Allegro, Pianissimo, Grande, retardando, 
Me: PRECISELY!!
Hubby: This isn't music it's food!
Me: The LANGUAGE doesn't freaking suddenly change rules of pronunciation... moron!


And therein begins the evening with me *facepalming* over Chicken PAR-MEE-GEE-EYE-ANNA

Now of Course, John's sense of humor kicks in, and let me tell you, my hubby has an odd sense of humor and can run a joke into the ground. After learning the correct way to pronounce Chicken Parmigiana. The Waiter arrives, John get's this shit eating grin on his face, looks me dead in the eye as he orders, in his best hick accent "I'll have the Chicken PAR-ME-GEE-EYE-ANNA

He did it on purpose.

The shit-head.

I punched him.


Hard.

Comments

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darkflame173
Feb. 26th, 2011 03:23 am (UTC)
Lawl XD
fablespinner
Feb. 26th, 2011 03:27 am (UTC)
Sure, guffaw at my torment!
darkflame173
Feb. 27th, 2011 12:29 am (UTC)
I have to do something, you have inflicted me with Hetalia obsession. I have to find some payback XD
fablespinner
Feb. 27th, 2011 03:08 am (UTC)
OH YAY! And who's yer favorite so far?
darkflame173
Feb. 27th, 2011 09:40 pm (UTC)
It's a toss up, lol. Right now I'm very into Germany/Italy and England/US. I still have a long way to go in the fandom XD. I don't know all of their real names yet, working on it. I've got the first two volumes of the manga and the two box sets of anime that are out in the US, but I'm still just a bebeh in the fandom, alas XD
fablespinner
Feb. 27th, 2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
Me too. Love GerIta but I adore France x UK (the whole terrible Parents of US and Canada Angle) Here have a giggle:

This is Crack Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYdyszXMSDo

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInsr1c_1Ns

(and I have a bunch more where that came from... here have my playlist LOL!)

http://www.youtube.com/user/fablespinner#grid/user/134A9B6584DD0A83
darkflame173
Feb. 28th, 2011 06:23 am (UTC)
OMG THOSE FIRST TWO *DIES OF OMGLAFF*

This could take me a while XD But I'll enjoy it!

I must share a couple of my own then: one silly, one just plain good :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKJVxZMvXI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxRFfcqafMI
fablespinner
Feb. 28th, 2011 07:19 am (UTC)
Oh the second one, I love the song! First one AHHH dies of cute!

:)


Watch "Bad Romance" on my playlist toward the top... that one is awesome too. The art is UNF!!!!
darkflame173
Mar. 1st, 2011 12:04 am (UTC)
Omg, excuse me while I wallow in frustrated desire to plaster the walls of my room in that art... And I watched the Gay Bar one too, OMG! Love....

I think what I love most about Hetalia is that though it is written/drawn by a man (OMGWUT), it is veritably wallowing in female fanservice. It calls to us, precioussssss....
fablespinner
Mar. 1st, 2011 01:25 am (UTC)
You can slash ANYONE with ANYONE and at some point in History you'll have justification for that pairing! <3 It's LOVE!!! (and HRE x Chibitalia makes me squee. You know HRE grows up to be Germany.) :)
darkflame173
Mar. 1st, 2011 04:18 am (UTC)
I know! I love it! It's sorta canon..somewhat XD And yes, I love Chibitalia and HRE! And I figured HRE grew up to be Germany even before I read it, partially the likeness, and a teeny bit because of my own history readings XD
fablespinner
Mar. 1st, 2011 05:10 am (UTC)
I love that in the MANGA Chibitalia gives HRE his panties as a farewell gift but in the anime it was a pushbroom... WTF?

Which is it? LOL

It makes me wonder though if Ludwig (Notice no last name) even remembers BEING HRE... I think he got beat up so badly he has amnesia (That's my hypothesis anyway) But Italy knows and remembers but just lets it be. I don't see him as THAT stupid just incredibly naive. (and CUTE! Have I mentioned Cute?)
yummycoffee
Feb. 26th, 2011 03:29 am (UTC)

Ahahaha this made me laugh. *thumbs up*

fablespinner
Feb. 26th, 2011 04:01 am (UTC)
Dorks... Love 'em but ya can't kill 'em either when they out-dork themselves.
wheezambu
Feb. 26th, 2011 03:48 am (UTC)
*snicker* Sounds like something my husband would do...just to torment his wife.
fablespinner
Feb. 26th, 2011 04:00 am (UTC)
He likes to push my buttons... he does it daily.
kitarin
Feb. 26th, 2011 04:36 am (UTC)
LOL excellent!! ^_^

Chicken parmigiana is tied for my favorite food (with salmon sushi).
sharona1x2
Feb. 26th, 2011 09:33 am (UTC)
:-) Your hubby is so cute!
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