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Yet more from the land of FANTARD

Can I get real mail occasionally?

Please?


Get a load of this one:

Subject: please help
Name: jamie mccall
Email: XXXXXXXXeditedoutXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
Comments: hello, 
      sorry to bother you but i was just wondering if you could give me some helpful hints about how to draw men better.im working on a yaoi manga but for some reason i cant get it right.and can you help me draw this manga and have yaoi in without my mom knowing. 
 
                                                    thanks  
                                                              jamie mccall.



Um


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I should CALL YOUR MOM!
Why are you asking total STRANGERS to BREAK LAWS and PANDER TO THE DELIQUENCY OF MINORS!

you fucking Idiot!


I'm going to help an underage kid draw penises? ARE YOU STOOOOPEEED?

><____><


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no Response.

Goodness Gracious!

Comments

( 11 comments — Leave a comment )
haydenthorne
Jun. 1st, 2006 06:42 am (UTC)
Ah, the price of fame...

...

*struggles very hard not to laugh herself sick*
fablespinner
Jun. 1st, 2006 06:49 am (UTC)
The nerve you mean?


O_o
haydenthorne
Jun. 1st, 2006 06:53 am (UTC)
You'll have to live with the fact that you're an idol in the eyes of a legion of underage artists, girlie. XD
fablespinner
Jun. 1st, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
Their parents should be beaten for not turning on parental controls.

Sigh
thundercrap
Jun. 1st, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
Nothing worse than the old teach me to draw routine.
beechan2
Jun. 1st, 2006 10:26 am (UTC)
Teach meeee to draw deh peeeeeeeeeeenissssssss!!!!

Oy vey, some kids are just stupid.

You do seem to get the good ones, D ^^;.

~~Bee
allergic2stupid
Jun. 4th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
What's with you icon!?!? It's scaring me! No, really, where's it from? It's interesting.
beechan2
Jun. 4th, 2006 12:57 pm (UTC)
X3
That's Fizzgig, from The Dark Crystal! He's Kira's pet fuzzball, cute as a button when his mouth is shut, but get him ticked and that mouth opens WIDE and he throws a massive screaming hissy fit! Funny as heck to watch! XD

~~Bee
cindyg
Jun. 1st, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
::reaches for the smelling salts::

Goodness! In my day, we found our own ways of doing stuff behind mommy's back, we did not ask total strangers to teach us...
storm_maven
Jun. 1st, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
That child is an idiot. You never know though. It could be a trap. You know how police, etc, are trapping pedophiles by acting like children in chatroom to draw old pervs into sexual conversations and possibly coming to visit them only to be thrown in jail? Well, they could be trying to trap you into drawing porn for minors to get you into trouble.
allergic2stupid
Jun. 4th, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)
HAHAHA! That's the best one yet! And how exactly would you put yaoi in without it being noticable to her mother? There's an interesting concept: Modest pornography.
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